#podrick headcanons

[witchthewriter]

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞

⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!    

a/n: I know I usually have a different format, but 1. there are hardly any gifs/icons of Pod in the right shape 2. god this man has so much sex appeal

Warnings: 🔞this is 18+ content, sexy times talk, no one under the age of eighteen is to read this! I will not be the cause of your loss of innocence!!!

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𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 🔞minors dni!  

𝐴 = 𝐴𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 (𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦’𝑟𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑥)

Pod is absolutely brilliant after sex. He’s so attentive. If you’re sore, he’ll massage whatever is paining you, and he’ll go and get a wash cloth and clean you up. He doesn’t want you to move at all, just relax. 

𝐵 = 𝐵𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 (𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑛𝑒𝑟’𝑠)

𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔: Pod likes your arms. Doesn’t matter if they’re skinny, chubby or fat, if they’re long or short, or if one is missing. Pod loves that you can wrap your arms around him. 

𝑯𝒊𝒔: Only you know this, but Pod likes his nose. It’s the same nose that his father, uncles and grandfather have. It’s a House Payne nose, and whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees his family. 

𝐶 = 𝐶𝑢𝑚 (𝐴𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑐𝑢𝑚)

When you first started having sex, Pod would pull out and cum on the sheets or somewhere convenient (convenient to clean up afterwards). And when you asked him why, he said, “Because I don’t want to make you uncomfortable. I’m concerned about your pleasure.”

  That conversation revealed where Pod wanted to cum, and why he wasn’t doing what he desired. He didn’t want to make you uncomfortable, or messy. 

You found out that Pod has a bit of a breeding kink. He also likes cumming in your mouth and kissing you after. His favourite might be cumming inside you and then eating you out. 

𝐷 = 𝐷𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 (𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦, 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟𝑠)

Is obsessed with tits. Not to a creepy point, but in the way that he loves shoving his face in between them whenever he can during sex. 

𝐸 = 𝐸𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦? 𝐷𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦’𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔?)

Somehow Pod knows exactly what he’s doing. And you found out his secret one night. When he was younger, he found a collection of these sex books that detailed everything about sex, sexual desires and pleasures. All the different positions, how to extend himself etc. He kept those books with him until he was a squire for Brienne (he had practically memorised each chapter by then). 

𝐹 = 𝐹𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 (𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔.)

Missionary with your legs wrapped around his waist and cowgirl. He likes looking at your face, seeing your expressions and reactions. 

𝐺 = 𝐺𝑜𝑜𝑓𝑦 (𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑠, 𝑒𝑡𝑐)

He’s a mix. Pod needs to know how you feel - if you’ve had a hard day but still want sex, then he tries to help you get your aggression out. But his goofy side comes out when you both feel the most comfortable. 

𝐻 = 𝐻𝑎𝑖𝑟 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦, 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑝𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑠, 𝑒𝑡𝑐.)

When he gets the chance to groom, then yes he does do his best to keep tidy. But after days of travelling, or spontaneous sex - he’s not. He doesn’t expect you to be groomed either (and I don’t think this century is focused on women being groomed down there). 

𝐼 = 𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑦 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑑𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑎𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡…)

Oh, Pod is extremely romantic. Or at least, he tries to be. He wants you to feel wooed, charmed, and ... enchanted. He wants to be a knight in shining armour, and sometimes he does fit into that role. But other times he’s just your goofy Pod, and that’s what you love about him. He tries. 

𝐽 = 𝐽𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑂𝑓𝑓 (𝑀𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛)

    Pod masturbates when he’s away from you for long periods of time. But it’s also because he has such a high sex drive, he masturbates to quench that. He makes sure no one sees or that he leaves any evidence. He doesn’t like making a mess in general, and he’s used to cleaning up after others. So, he doesn’t want to demean another person by having them discover what he’s been doing. 

𝐾 = 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑘 (𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑠)

Has a Mummy kink. His mother was very distant from him during his childhood, and during his teenage years, he was a squire. So he never got to feel that motherly touch or embrace. 

𝐿 = 𝐿𝑜𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 (𝐹𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜)

Because he now has his own chambers, he wants to do it everywhere, in every room, on every table and surface. Pod has ranked up in the world and he’s so proud of what he’s accomplished. 

𝑀 = 𝑀𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 (𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑜𝑛, 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔)

The thought of you naked is easy enough to get him going. It’s so easy for him to feel horny. But what gets him immediately hot, is the thought of you naked, on his bed, with a necklace tangling between your breasts. 

𝑁 = 𝑁𝑂 (𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝑑𝑜, 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑠)

He wouldn’t do anything that would make you feel inferior, used or belittled. Personally, Pod knows how that feels. And sex is something that is used against women all the time - so he wants you to feel like a queen. Or even better than that, a goddess. 

𝑂 = 𝑂𝑟𝑎𝑙 (𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙, 𝑒𝑡𝑐)

Prefers to give than receive. All his life he’s been a giver, and now he feels as if this situation is more important for him to give. Pod’s attention is firmly on making you feel good. 

𝑃 = 𝑃𝑎𝑐𝑒 (𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ? 𝑆𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙? 𝑒𝑡𝑐.)

Pod knows what to do in the moment. He doesn’t move the same way every single time. He’s fluent and takes into account how you’re feeling, what kind of day you had, and how you’d like to be handled. 

𝑄 = 𝑄𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑒 (𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑜𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑟𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑥, ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑛, 𝑒𝑡𝑐.)

He doesn’t like quickies because they’re more for a man’s pleasure than a woman’s. He never wants you to feel like he’s using you for pleasure. Or that you’re merely a thing for him to use to relieve himself. 

𝑅 = 𝑅𝑖𝑠𝑘 (𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑘𝑠, 𝑒𝑡𝑐.)

As a squire, then a knight he knows all the best places to hide, where are the busiest and the quieter places are. He’s overheard many stories from the men around him, of where they’ve gotten caught and where they’ve been able to finish without being bothered. 

𝑆 = 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑔𝑜 𝑓𝑜𝑟, ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡…)

Pod lasts around 4 rounds before he needs a break, and then he can go for another 2 after 30 minutes. 

𝑇 = 𝑇𝑜𝑦 (𝐷𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑦𝑠? 𝐷𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚? 𝑂𝑛 𝑎 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠?)

Pod wouldn’t need toys since he knows how to use all parts of his body to pleasure you. His fingers, mouth, tongue, nose, arms, ... Because the toys during this time are pretty much nonexistent anyway, they wouldn’t be much use. Or rather, they wouldn’t compare to what Pod can do. 

𝑈 = 𝑈𝑛𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑟 (ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒)

Pod isn’t into teasing, he’s more into overstimulation. To the point where your crying because you feel numb from the rubbing, sucking and pounding. 

𝑉 = 𝑉𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑚𝑒 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑒, 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒)

Pod isn’t very loud, he’s actually quite self-restrictive. He likes listening to the sounds you make, which make it so hard not to cum right at that moment. He does groan towards his orgasm, and when he’s done, his voice quivers and whines. 

𝑊 = 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝐶𝑎𝑟𝑑 (𝑅𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛)

Does have a very dominant AND submissive side. He’s like an extreme switch. He likes to be tied up and told what to do, but he also likes to pull your hair and slap your ass. 

𝑋 = 𝑋-𝑅𝑎𝑦 (𝐿𝑒𝑡’𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑠)

MASSIVE FCKING COCK. There was a reason why the sex workers in King’s Landing refused their money. Not only is he incredibly well endowed (9.5 inches), but he knows how to use it. And having good sex isn’t just about penetration. 

𝑌 = 𝑌𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒?)

...Pod has a pretty high sex drive. But he’s not pushy or showy about it. He could have sex at any time, but he makes sure no one else can see how he’s feeling. It’s also a temperament thing; he’s got a quiet demeanour and isn’t the type to make dirty jokes. 

𝑍 = 𝑍𝑍𝑍 (… ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑠)

After he’s cleaned you up, gotten you anything you want (snacks, a drink, more pillows etc), he’ll wrap you in his arms and fall asleep almost instantly. Whenever he’s with you, Pod feels content, so sleep is easy to find. 

[witchthewriter]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐨𝐝'𝐬 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

Warning: mentions of death, murder, Ramsay Bolton (ew)

a/n: this is probably my favourite headcanon list I’ve ever made ... 

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ

ISFJ

Hufflepuff

Lawful Good

Pisces Sun, Libra Moon, Taurus Rising

SFW🌿

⭑ You didn’t come from a known House, well you barely came from a house at all. You grew up with the bare minimum, your father was always moody and working, and your mother doing her best. 

⭑ The world seemed bleak until you came across a mysterious woman at the local markets.

⭑ She was weathered; a wrinkled, warn and wise face, that seemed to know exactly what you were thinking. 

⭑ She interrupted your shopping (a measly basket full of random twine, candles and coal. 

⭑ The woman spoke to you, and you didn’t understand them at first. Didn’t realise that she wasn’t talking in sentences but prophecy. 

⭑ And little did you know, witchcraft was in your blood. Although you belonged to no royalty, your blood dated back to the Old Valyria. Magic was apart of you. Just as you were apart of it. 

⭑ You frequently visited the old woman, and she taught you her ways. Everyone thought you were mad, your parents were beligerant with you. But somehow you knew, you just knew you had to keep learning. 

⭑ Because your life would change the course of Westeros, forever. 

⭑ You met Pod while he was traveling with Brienne. They were searching for Sansa, their quest to retrieve her. 

⭑ The Bolton’s had terrified your family and murdered your father. Even though he did exactly what Ramsay wished. 

⭑ Even though you didn’t particularly like your father, you still loved for him. And your mother was distraught, she became sick quickly. And you spent your days trying to nurse her to health. But health never came. 

⭑ Although two people standing on your doorstep did. 

⭑ And you helped the tall blonde woman and the smiling man. 

⭑ They were kind, well-mannered and didn’t want for much. Just a place to hide for a few days while they scoped the castle. 

⭑ Brienne didn’t want to involve any other people, but she had no choice. Ramsay had heard about them and he wanted them dead. 

⭑ Within days, your mother also passed and you were left alone. The last of your name. Not that that name mattered. 

⭑ After Sansa denied Brienne and Pod, you near-begged them to stay. Even for a bit longer. Just so you weren’t alone. 

⭑ They did.

⭑ And during that week, Pod grew close with you. 

⭑ Brienne was closed-off. Not wanting to talk much, and when she did, it was with tight lips. 

⭑ Pod, on the other hand, was happy to talk. And most days, he did most of the talking. Usually, it was nonsense, just little memories of being a squire for Tyrion. 

⭑ But you enjoyed the stories. It made your loss ease, if only for a little bit.

⭑ Pod always helped you with dinner - he and Brienne would hunt, and he would help you prepare. 

⭑ He even helped clean up afterward; you told him over and over again that he was a guest. But he said he wanted to help. 

⭑ You often spent your time sitting in front of the fire, watching the flames dance. And he would be nearby, sometimes letting you know he was there. Sometimes just seeing if you were okay, then going back to bed

⭑ You told him about your childhood, about your witchcraft and everything you learned. 

⭑ He was enthralled. He wanted to know everything about it. What you believed, what you could do, what you had done, what you know. He’s a learner, Pod is.

⭑ When Sansa fled with Theon, you were with Brienne and Pod. 

⭑ You weren’t staying at home. No way. 

⭑ And home, well ... it wasn’t really a home anyway. 

⭑ Pod had also begged Brienne to let you come, because he knew she would say no. She couldn’t risk your safety as well. But you proved her that you were useful. You could heal, mend, protect and defend with your magic. 

⭑ Sansa was wary of you.  

⭑ Theon was too in his head to have much of an opinion about you. 

⭑ On multiple occassions, you saved everyone in the group in some way or another. Maybe by blocking a physical attack by Ramsay’s men. Or by telling Pod not to eat a certain berry because it was poisonous. 

⭑ You always have immense knowledge about the land. Herbs, flowers, animals. What could be found where and what not to go near. 

⭑ Sansa was soon impressed by you. 

⭑ And you saw you as a friend. 

⭑ Pod always has butterflies whenever he looks at you. And before you got together, he would fall asleep with you on his mind. 

⭑ You were going to make the first move, but Brienne pushed Pod to. She could see the way he looked at you. 

⭑ And Brienne grew to deeply care for you. 

⭑ Like a found family, you all meshed together so well. 

⭑ You followed Pod and Brienne, they had become your people. 

⭑ And you felt the same way about Pod, but couldn’t see how he felt about you. 

⭑ Sansa was the one to point it out to you. 

   “Can’t you see the way he looks at you? He’s like a loved-up puppy. I think I hear him whimpering now, actually...”

⭑ Kissing Pod is one of the best feelings you’ve ever felt. He’s so warm, all-consuming ... and talented. 

⭑ He knows what he’s doing... 

⭑ You did not expect that. 

⭑ He loves rubbing his nose on your neck, taking in your smell. 

⭑ Speaking of smells, Pod mostly smells like fire/smoke, dirt and sweat. Although he does try to keep as clean as possible. 

⭑ He teaches you things that Brienne taught him. Mostly how to defend yourself. 

⭑ And you teach him about magic; herbs, plants, animals. How to detect certain things. 

⭑ Calls you “honey,” “sweetheart.”

⭑ He’s a big softie, and always takes sympathy on those that are hurt or animals that have been abandoned. 

⭑ He always sleeps closest to the door so that if anyone breaks in, you have time to escape. 

⭑ And he’s quite intelligent, he’s just sometimes ... clumsy ... and up in the clouds. 

⭑ But you ground him, in the best way. 

⭑ You stay together, marrying and moving in together. Maybe a nice farm? Or possibly somewhere in Winterfell with Sansa

⭑ She gives you land and you’re the Lord and Lady / Lord and Lord of said land. 

⭑ You both fought in the battle of Winterfell against the White Walkers.  

⭑ But you didn’t go to King’s Landing when Dany went to overthrow Cersei. You both stayed with Sansa. 

⭑  Although now, Bran sits on the Iron Throne, you do travel to King’s Landing and attend ALL the feasts. 

⭑ Bran and Pod get on very well; Pod’s loyalty and good heart made Bran name him Hand of the King. 

⭑ You’re also a part of the King’s counsel. 

⭑ Pod cannot imagine life without you. You’re a light. His light. And he loves you with his whole being. 

⭑ How funny that only years ago, you met an old lady in the markets, and now you have your very own House...

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈:

Dancing Queen by Midnite String Quartet

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔:

Aggressively Supportive 

Looks Like A Cinnamon Roll, Can Kill You x Looks Like They Could Kill You, Will Kill You

Likes to talk x Likes to Listen