#poemstry

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the unfed will feed on the brainless

And find they have not learned a thing

The unwashed will weed the unhappy

The ungrateful will milk the cows

Why is it the unhappy farmer

Had 20 and 9 faithful sows

Dirty lies go down like pills

Rough to swallow with vinegar or honey

The ease of hunger when the well is dry

Why is it the uneducated farmer

Cannot smell when the locusts are nigh

It's seven to one. Seven to none

Means not a thing for a tear in your eye

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one fine day, i'll jump and hit my head on the ground

i'll squat and scrape my head on the clouds

my grave will be the sky, the earth's crust my crown

i'll curtsy to the moon and rest my boobie's on the moss

and to the west, from 'neath my dress,

my girdle i shall toss

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17/01/26

redneck sunshine : a pediatric catastrophe red heck sunburn : a geriatric apostrophe bed hell star fire : a colorectal disaster these are a few of my favorite things! when the dog barms, when the pey wets when i'm with me dad i simply remember my favorite things and then i don't feel a thing not a thing at all. only numbness. the gray.

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16/01/26

i am picking up the payphone on the eastern bank a signal flare up into the cold winter air you are warm in your bedroom a thousand miles away i am one thousand years deep in my thousand yard stare lost to the sting that the bottle can bring i am picking up change on the filthy flagstone and calling you warm in your bed your tongue trembles coughing into the receiver a piece of candy lodged in your throat and someone rolls over and asks you to come back to bed i am hanging up the payphone on the eastern shore into the sea i will fall down, down, down and aching in the knees and ripping at the seams i will shatter my ribs and fill my lungs with beans

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My Deep Peep, a poem by ME <3

I have black nails Not by choice or fashion not by the color of my soul but because I have been scratching a big dry poop It was left there by a cow and I am a notable man So i scratched it big time And it ruined my nails My farm is full of poops Left from cows and bulls and those are the same That's okay though I also have chickens I just have to remember to not bite my nails Gathering eggs every morning Is quite the normal chore But it is okay It's okay My chickens are quite philosophical That's okay It's fine It's whatever it ' s okay man Whatever man it's fine it's fine okay okay man whatever you say it's pretty deeep says the chicken It bocks no more now it only peeps because it is babby..... My Deep Peep knows the way out my deep peep knows the future It knows that the simpsons predicted the future And Matt Groening should have gotten us out of this mess And I'm standing here with a slide whistle looking like an asshole Spamming the neighborhood group chat with photos Of slices of colby jack cheese Because I cannot think of anything better to do It's fine man it's alright it'll be okay probably going to be fine it's okay alright haha My Deep Peep should have stopped it my deep peep should stop it because it's getting under my skin hell, It's already gotten under my nails...

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people will hurt you

people will care

dogs running sideways

up the stairs

people have hammers

people have nails

dogs stick their heads in

to garbage pails

don't call your mother

don't feel the breeze

call the doctor

call the police

your life is painful

thats the disease

people will hit you

upon the knees

(word)

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Run Rabbit Run

the Hunter has Come

with gun and with book and with bell

come to the den to send you to Hell

the Holy Man with eyes of Steel

crush you on the spinning-wheel

Run Bunny Run

the day for Resolution comes.

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my life is a quilt of guilt and lies if i try then maybe i can tilt the lines of my labyrinth mind, my mystery story turns of empty fame and stolen glory

my heart is a cage with broken keys metal bent ninety degrees the warden gave no warning 'fore he told the people what he swore he saw me do the day that i pulled the stitches loose the day that i saw you