Dear Neighbor:
I can totally appreciate that you're listening to Beyonce and want to share that with the world.
However, I do not feel as though I should be forced to listen to Bey with you without some kind of planning or without knowing who the fuck you are.
I would rather not have to find the Shut Up song again and play it as loud as I can against the wall.
So please kindly lower the fucking volume on your stereo.
Thank you,
your neighbor












