You can't really have a love triangle without at least one of the constituent members being gay. It has to be A loves B loves C loves A. If it's A loves B loves C loves B it's just a love line with an unwelcome extra bit. Maybe the love geometer got jogged while he was drawing the love line. Whatever the cause, it's not even close to a triangle without at least one homo. Now, you can have a love square with all heterosexual members. Maybe that's why so many Christians are such squares. Am I right? I'm right. Ha!















