May 1, 2017
tfw you could really go for some cereal, but atlantic canada has been pulling some bullshit where they’ve been pumping out spoiled milk and the expiration dates are lies but you personally can’t tell until the thing’s curdled and solid because you don’t have the apparent trained sense of food-poisoning-detection smell that your family members have
but you’re really craving that cereal...
#pointless blabbing#apparently it's not just nfld#i thought it was because 1: nfld of course they're selling us spoiled everything#it was only a matter of time it spread to liquids too#but kait said her friend in nova scotia's also been having this weird expires-way-before-the-expiration-date milk nonsense recently as well#which also makes sense because fuck atlantic canada i gues#the rest of the country sure doesn't care about us#hell WE don't even care about us#and there isn't really a united country anyway#'canada' consists of southern ontario and quebec#the end#sometimes vancouver#but only if the mood hits#the rest of us are fucked#have i mentioned the only apples you can get in this town are mealy?#have i mentioned that when you can actually by some luck get veggies that aren't root vegs they're all brown and rotting?#have i mentioned the only place on this entire island to get a modicum of what variety is supposed to be like is on the far eastern pinprick#and even then it's super limited?#have i mentioned all this?#i'm cranky so all the complaints and frustrations are coming out right now#like... i feel it's not just me being 'bitchy'#it's a legit concern#a signal that something's not right#when you're seriously weighing risking vomiting and pain/food poisoning against breakfast#should i eat and possibly faint while heaving later?#or should i not eat ever again?#these are the springtime newfoundland questions at 7 in the morning