#pointlessstatement

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Being an adult is kinda wack

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Shout out to the Hapsburg family, every time I have body issues I remember their entire bloodline and feel better about myself.

Specifically shouting out Charles II of Spain

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Lobsters have the most potential to become modern day Kaiju without any kind of mutation

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Are you a moon lover or a sun lover? Both of y’all are false. There is only space lovers

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I think I’ve cracked the animal code

So for fluffy animals, the bigger they are the cuter they appear

For reptiles, the smaller they are the cuter they are

Fish are meh

As for birds. . . I’m not sure

There are some exceptions to this of course like snakes 

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ok...

I lost faith in gossip girl a while ago and I cant even remember why and now I regret it from the bottom of my heart because I always wanted Dan and Blair to get together and now they are kinda/sorta doing that and Im missing it:/ so yeah.... Im gonna start watching it again. 

Why did I stop watching it? Im so mad at me right now.... OH MY OH MY!