I (17,M) had a really sucky high school experience, then one day one of my bullies told me about this super secret can’t even look it up on the internet thing that would “help me to be cool”. So I bought one and took it with Mountain Dew (otherwise it wouldn’t work) and it was very painful to start up, but it helped me out and I got invited to the Halloween party. the party ended with my bully — who also had one of these super secret things — setting the house on fire and getting sent to the hospital. And then there was this school play which had the theatre club, and my super secret thing decided to put a bunch of versions of itself inside the Mountain Dew prop for the play, and like all of the club got one. Including my crush (16,F). It was horrifying! She acted so weird, I wonder if that’s how my old friend (17,M) felt when I got one? Anyway so my old friend came up with the cure for the thing which is the old cancelled soda of Mountain Dew Red, but one of my other bullies poured most of it out. Long story short I gave the last sip to my crush and because all of our super secret things were linked they all deactivated at once, what a relief! And she (my crush) agreed to go on a date with me! I’m currently repairing my friendship with my old friend.