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Lot's wife looks back at the burning city of Sodom and Gomorrah and sees nothing there instead. Somewhere in the Underworld, Orpheus looks back at Eurydice and turns into a pillar of salt.

what kind of sick prank school did you even graduate from to suggest this

#like this shit would make the greek gods go um. dude.#points for creativity though

I just want to put this out into the open: if you read any of the fics I wrote in high school, I sincerely apologise and hope that you have sought out the help that you need. Because JFC what the fuck was 16 year old me thinking

#i reread some of the shit i wrote in high school and holy shit #calling it cursed is being generous #points for creativity though #cursed fanfic #cursed #fanfic #ao3 writer

So my friend comments a note on an Instagram post saying “what’s the biggest animal you could take in a fight” and his response was “lions mane jellyfish” which seemed fair enough, like maybe you could aim higher than a jellyfish but it’s whatever.

Then I look it up…

#points for creativity though #ocean creatures #ocean #jellyfish #I was stunned #did you guys know this existed?#cause I certianly didn’t #and this is why I think the ocean is cooler than space #cause we find shit like this #terrifying though #I would not beat this thing up in a fight #my posts #shitpost #shitposting

GO BACK TO THE FROG 🐸

#lmao non app people might have no idea what i mean #but this little pop up used to have a frog instead of a ninja #maybe it still does lmao #points for creativity though

Dans mask is a horrid ugly starfish cyclops, once fully bonded to him, the mask can unravel to expose a spiky brain with googly eyes connected to a long bony tendril used for surveillance of its immediate vicinity. It also acts like a flail.

This sounds bad, but if I have to be honest? His mask is much worse than that.

#friday and her nonsense #MUCH WORSE #points for creativity though #human game asks #bobertlord