#poke-mans

[gothshy]

omy i swear i didn’t know. don’t take me to horse court. Empress Cadance must be a plagirist

[ask-mechakara]

Your Pokémon got board of waiting for you and made friends with Zod's Pokémon.

…he did what?

It’s so hard to find good help these days.  Why didn’t he try to find me?  I could have been out of that prison far sooner with non-idiotic help!

[ask-mechakara]

What happened to your Pokémon?

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away at the fortress of Solitude, a Gastly hovers next to an Emolga, chatting away in their native tongue.

Geist: They have been gone for-freaking-ever.  I don’t think they’re coming back.

Zod Two:  I know, right?  Geez, at least there’s people at my place, to feed me and stuff.  You’re probably starved out of your mind!

Geist: Technically, I don’t have to eat, but I like to, y’know?  And I like causing trouble for the boss, it’s loads of fun, but there’s only so much popping out of walls I can do before I lose what’s left of my mind.

Zod Two: I hear ya.  It’s like I can zap stuff all day, but not every day, or I could zap stuff every day, but not all day.  I don’t wanna not zap stuff, but only zapping stuff…

Geist: Man, we should start a blog or something.  About all this.

Zod Two: Yeah!  People would love it!  I’m sure I could figure out how to work a computer.  I mean, it’s electric, I’m electric.

Geist: Exactly!  I could probably spook it into working for me.  This is great!  Finally something to do!

Zod Two: And in the unlikely event that our bosses get back, we can just pretend like we’re in some big fight over the internet.  That’s a thing, right?

Geist: I…think so?  Humans are weird.  

Zod Two: Neither of our bosses are human.

Geist: You know what I mean.  

Zod Two:  Yeah.  Hey, you wanna go explore the back of the caves?  I swear I smelled some berries back there.

Geist: Lead on, brother!

[ask-mechakara]

I know where many of my enemies are, it is true.  And I could have used my delivery method to give them something more fatal, such as explosives or nerve gas.  However, most of them are some kind of hero or anti-hero, and would likely survive, and come after me.  I must be more subtle in my approach.  And, well, this was just fun.

Geist: Gasssss?

Yes, geist, you did a very good job.  I doubt it will work again, but an unnerved enemy is one that is half-beaten.

[ask-mechakara]

Suppose you do ever get your revenge and destroy all the critics and stuff in these askblogs. What do you plan on doing with all their Pokemon? Are you going to kill them to get to their masters? Or do you think they could end up being useful to you if you raise them like your Ghastly?

I have no doubt that the fleshlings would use their Pokemon in their own defense, resulting in their deaths.  Should one survive and join the cause, by all means, they will be useful.  But Pokemon are quite simple beings; they bond with their owner rather irreversibly.  I will probably have to kill them all.   

[g30t3ch]

has anyone noticed that I changed my blog's background? 

no one has commented on it I dunno I thought it was pretty great.

[ask-mechakara]

Did you ever try the MIssingNo. trick?

Which one?  Surfing Cinnabar's coast after talking to the old man when your name contains the correct characters?  Flying from a fight, battling another, returning to the first, and finding a forced encounter?  Or hacking the game with external tools?  I've done the first two.  I've also merged, cloned, bad egg'd, caught them all on one cartridge, leveled above one hundred, and visited Glitch City.  The games were very exploitable, without any external manipulation.

[ask-mechakara]

Have you actually played Pokemon, or did you just study a lot about it?

I studied it in my spare time on Vyce's ship, which was most of the time.  There were a few simulations I ran through.  They were quite old, and contained a number of accessible exploits.  Thinking back on them, I believe they were actually the first and second generation of games.