If the job of Turnsacalion existed irl, I would fuck my studies and become one in a heartbeat. Given my personality, I don't even need training, because I would be a protegee at it from the start. I would rise to fame with minimum effort and put all of those so called hardworkin celebs to shame. You should write a book on it. It will sell and maybe the idea will make it's way irl.
I think I can really get behind the idea of calling all relationship stat negging hosts/hostesses Turnsacalions, instead of that just being one person’s name. It is now their type, alongside the other main host/hostess types: moe, ghost, and electric.













