#pokemon consumption

[realpokemon]

I draw it...About here

catch my ass at the mcdonphans eating a Mightyena Mac

[would-you-eat-this-pkmn]

Solgaleo CONSUME THE SUN

Would you eat this pokemon?

I have eaten this pokemon; I liked it

I have eaten this pokemon; I didn't like it

I have not eaten this pokemon; I think I'd like it

I have not eaten this pokemon; I don't think I'd like it

How would you eat this pokemon?!

Why would you even eat this pokemon?!

Voting ended onJan 14

Commentary: I had to Groovyle what this thing even is. This seems only slightly more plausible than eating the actual sun. The sheer amount of metals in this thing's body would do you in too given that it's a predator and an otherworldly steel type. Just seems like a massive no go in every sense. But who am I to stop a passionate idiot from running headlong into their destiny of fighting a giant space lion?

How do you prefer to eat this pokemon?

[shilo-sumac]

fun pokemon facts with shilo! an adult swalot can easily swallow a human of average height whole, though digestion of synthetic clothing gives them a bit of indigestion and isnt healthy

be sure to wear natural fabrics just in case you are consumed!

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Were there any fairytales you liked as a kid? What were they about? Can you retell it from memory?

Idk if I can retell any from MEMORY but there are these old stories from Johtan fishermen, like the FIRST Johtan immigrants, about these beautiful woman on the rocks around our islands that would sing these beautiful songs to them their songs would just fucking fill their boats with water and sink them and then they’d get like eaten alive by these beautiful half fish half women. Basically those are Primarina LMAO. They were probably mimicking Lapras too because they can do that. They sometimes hunt with Lapras yknow. There are so many Lapras in Alola now it’s fucking crazy. Commercial fisherman hunted them so fucking much that they became a protected species in like 2020 (which btw they only became protected in Unova in fucking 2025) and then it took until like 2028 before they were able to revoke that for Alolan natives but you still need a license to hunt Lapras. Which is like, that’s a thing Alolans’ve done since forever. Which means the fish populations are still kinda fucked from how many Lapras there are but at least the Lapras hunters are back with their licenses. You can’t get a license until you’re 18 but if you’re under 18 you can legally hunt Lapras with a licensed adult. I forgot where I was going with this

Oh did you know there’s a deep sea Lapras that only lives near the Sootopolis crater and the kujirahige trench??

[completelylusingit]

ngl it does kinda horrify me sometimes the pokemon you see recommended as feeder fish, especially for like reptile pokemon but also oshawott line especially since there's alot of misinformation there

so here's someone to tell ya: do Not feed goldeen or its evolution as regular feeder fish. they're fine on occasion but too much is unhealthy for alot of pokemon, they're high in fat and it's really not great, not to mention all the bones

go for feebas or basculin for a reliable feeder fish, but remember to keep their diet varied for their health

[villafordefeatedvillains]

Deer have been known to eat small mammals and baby birds from time to time.

Saw one (1) sentence in a post from @yveltalreal about Xerneas eating small bird and rodent Pokemon from time to time and blacked out and drew Spooky Trail Cam Xerneas.

[uncle-dusknoir]

hold up, do people actually eat Paras mushrooms? i'm not like... a vegan or whatever, but why Paras? I wouldn't be able to quit thinking about some of it's spores getting in... gettin' in my blood or something... eeeugh.

[lavender-town-radio]

if you put me in pokemon I would instantly transform into laois dungeon meshi