Aug 15, 2019
Jonathan: [Defeats a ton of vampire with Hamon]
Speedwagon: He’s too quick for the opposition! They knew about him, but they couldn’t stop him! Jonathan Joestar!
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Jonathan: [Defeats a ton of vampire with Hamon]
Speedwagon: He’s too quick for the opposition! They knew about him, but they couldn’t stop him! Jonathan Joestar!
Jotaro: [taking Kakyoin’s flesh bud out] Kakyoin, you dumbass! Start making sense, you rotten MILF-hunter, or you’re gonna be sorry! Maybe I’ll rip your arms out, one-by-one! Or maybe I’ll put you in the goddamn furnace! How can someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch? Huh? Oh, DIO! I love you, DIO! Come over here and give Noriaki a big sloppy kiss, DIO! Now pull your head out of your goddamn ass and START FUCKING HELPING US!
Pesci: Whoa, Ghiaccio, you’re really good with that knife! It’s weird….
Ghiaccio: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S WEIRD?! HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE BE SO DAMN BAD AT EVERYTHING?!
Formaggio: Look at that…he’s not freezing stuff up.
Prosciutto: I’m too tired for this…
Fugo: Narancia, just bring my car back, man. I called in for another appointment. I figured you weren’t gonna be back here on time anyways. Look, shit, shit, I just wanna get out the house, man. Mista is on one, he feelin’ good as a motherfucker. Shit, I’m tryna get my thing goin’, too. Just bring my car back. Shit, he faded. He feelin’ good. Look, listen to him!
Mista: [crossfaded] Girl, girl, I want your body~ I want your body~ ‘cause of that big ol’ fat ass~ Girl, girl, I want your body~ I want your body~ 'cause of that big ol’ fat ass~
Fugo: See, he high as hell. Shit, and he ain’t even trippin’ off that damn Sparite Soda anymore. Just bring the car back!
Mista: [back to normal] Did somebody say Sparite Soda!?:
Abbacchio: [To Giorno] Hey, fetus boy, lesson one: If I tell you to fuck off, what do you do?
Giorno: Umm… Eff off?
Abbacchio: You’ll go far! Now fuck off.
There’s a movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!
Mikitaka
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"Thank you dear."