#pokeschool

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??? : Really, I’ll get you introduced to everyone. Promise.

???: SCHOOOOL!

[*Two Zangoose stroll the campus* Perhaps you could strike conversation?]

[ghastywithers]

pokeschool (ho-oh) episode 9: rescuing part 1

(the students are in the classroom)

ho-oh: hello class, today we will learn rescuing, because ghast has bean kidnapped by the steves and we will save ghast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so lets go to the steve mini fortress. (and so, they did) nindino: this place is bigger in the inside. mean: so, lets go killing. crimsecta: we need to hide somewhere so they dont find us (they hid in a wall) copycat: so im going to turn into a steve to trick them into letting us in, hi gate guard, can you let me in, steve: yes.  copycat:  okay, lets go! steve: spotted intruders, deploy the villagers!!!!

villager: hrrn.

steve: do squid instead.

mean: THAT SQUID IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

ghastywithers: will the class survive the epic squid? find out next time on pokeschool.

[ghastywithers]

Pokeschool (Xerneas): Episode 7 : stealing

(Students walk into classroom)

Xerneas: Good morning students! Did you miss me?

Chuck: Where were you yesterday?

Xerneas: Sorry, I was attack on my way here by---

Ghastywithers: Let me guess. Those dang YX robots?

Xerneas: How did you know?

Ghastywithers: I was there!

Xerneas: oh.....Anyway today we will loot some valuable objects that the Steves are going to use against us!

Noivern: (taking over Batty) Sounds like fun!

(Xerneas takes the students to the storage unit)

Xerneas: Ghastywithers will drag you out of there if you die so I can revive you but if that happens, you're out.

Ghastywithers: All right guys, go go GO!

(Treedo gives kellan a boost to the door)

Treedo: Alright Weirdo, unlock the door so I can get through!

(Kellan tries pulling the door off)

Kellan: ungggghhhhhh!!!!!   It's no good, The doors locked shut!

Treedo: Not for long its not! Get out of my way!

(Treedo pushes Kellan aside and Power-up Punches the door open and walks in only too get shot by arrows)

Ghastywithers: Hows it going in there? >:)

Treedo: I'm not done yet!

(Treedo pushes ahead only too get thrown out)

Ghastywithers: Oh yeah.... Sorry, forgot all about the Iron Golem in there!

(Pablo tries a different route only to find it leads to the toilet:))

(Noivern tears a wall down to find the Iron Golem behind him)

Golem: Suprize!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

(Golem attacked Noivern but he teleported)

Golem: Aw

(Chuck throws Scrappy to the door into the arrow room which ran out of arrows)

Kellan: Hey Chuck, Pablo and I want to get in too!

(Chuck thinks it over for a moment then does the exact same thing to Kellan and Pablo)

Chuck: Just don't die in there!

(Golem continues staring at the hole Noivern made)

Pablo: How are we going to get past that Golem?

Scrappy: Watch and learn.

(Using his Assassin stealth, Scrappy sneaks past the golem)

Kellan: Wow he actually did it! I'm gonna try!

(Kellan tries but fails)

Golem: More intruders!

(Pablo sneaks past Golem while he is beating up Kellan)

Kellan: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

(Meanwhile outside)

Chespin: Are you sure he has a roof access?

Spritzee: Why wouldn't he-ooh

(The 2 found no roof access)

Chespin: dang.

(meanwhile inside)

Kellan:  OUT OF THE WAY FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

(Kellan ran past the group only to fall into a pit of angry zombie pigmen and DIE!)

Ghastywithers: Someone could use a little revive!

Pablo: Scrappy, how do we get across this large pit? OH-NO THE GOLEM IS RIGHT BEHIND US!

Golem: I have you now! PREPARE TO BE ANHILATED!!!!!!!!!!!111111

(Just when all hope seemed lost, Noivern appeared! (Heroic theme) )

Noivern: C'mon guys RUN!!!!!!!!

Scrappy: But the P-

(Scrappy and Pablo turn to see Noiver was using himself as a bridge!)

Pablo: Thanks Noivern, okay RUN!

(Scrappy and Pablo ran across Noivern but when Golem tried to do the same Noivern teleported causing golem to fall into the pit and DIE!)

(then the 3 found a room with 3 passageways)

Pablo: If I've got it correct One of these passageways is the correct one while the other 2 lead to death. so which one is it?

Scrappy: Hmmmmmm....

Noivern: Its the left one!

Pablo: I'm gonna go with the one on the right.

Noivern: No seriously, its the left one!

(Pablo takes the Right one only too fall in lava and DIE!)

Scrappy: Pablo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Noivern: Look it's the left one! Here I'll prove it! (Takes the left path to not die)

Scrappy: Wow you were right! (Follows Noivern through the tunnel.)

Noivern: The Treasure room!

Scrappy: We did it!(Grabs an entire chest) Noivern, can you hel------

(Scrappy turns around to find Noivern hugging a Diamond block)

Scrappy: On 2nd thought, I'll just bring this outside.

(Scrappy leaves the house.)

(Meanwhile, Outside)

Treedo: (Waking up) Owwwww my head. Hey. CHUCK! TAKE ME TO THE ROOF OR I WILL SQUASH YOU! ow my head.....

Chuck: alright alright....... (flies Treedo  to the roof, where Chespin and Spritzee were sulking)

Spritzee: He should have had a roof entrance!

Treedo:(Arriving on Chuck and about to use Phantom force) CHESPIN, SPRITZEE! HERE'S YOUR "ROOF ENTRANCE"!

(At that moment, Phantom force was done charging, so he used it, Blowing a hole in the roof and killing Chespin and Spritzee!)

(Treedo jumps into the room. but a steve was sleeping in the other room and was woken up by the noise!)

Steve: POKEMON! TRYING TO LOOT US! WELL IT AINT GONNA WORK!

Treedo: Oh yeah?! (Grabs a stone sword from a nearby chest) FEAR ME

(Steve calmly pulls out his enchanted diamond sword with SMITE X!!!!!!!111111)

Treedo: AAAHHHHH argh I'll beat you!

10 seconds later

Xerneas:(Reviving Treedo) I must say Treedo, for a level 74 Pokemon, you really let yourself go.

Steve: and now For that Noivern!

Ghastywithers: HEY!

Steve:?

(Ghastywithers fires a wither skull at The steve, killing him)

(Noivern wakes up to see Chuck taking all the loot and teleports away with the diamond block)

Xerneas: Great job, the 3 of you who acually survived,Everybody can go home, and you know what? keep the loot

GRADES

Kellan:F

Chespin:F

Spritzee:F

Batty:A

Chuck:A

Treedo:D

Pablo:E

Scrappy:A

[ghastywithers]

pokeschool (yveltal) episode 8: combat

(the students are in the classroom and could not believe what they saw, instead of yveltal, they saw a big red/orange and white bird, it was the most-

ho-oh: i can hear everything you are saying,

    (okay, i will stop.) ho-oh: when that fennikin hit yveltal, it was so powerful, that  he had to go to the hospital. mean: WHAT LEVEL IS THAT FENNIKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! copycat: 98. mean: 98!!! THAT THING SHOULD BE A DELHPOX BY NOW!  nindino: lets just learn the subject.(jabs mean) ho-oh: today, we will learn combat! mean and nindino: YES!!!!!!!!!! ghast: no one can hit me, because if you try, it says: you are to close to hit the thing. (the students went to the battle zone)

ho-oh: we will fight steves. first off! mean!

mean: i can beat this guy in one hit! steve: no you cant. mean: i will prove it! 

CROSS CHOP! (the steve was dead) next! ghast!

steve: this should be easy, (pulls out stone sword) i will kill this ghost! annoying text: you are to close to hit the thing! steve: i am not! annoying text: yes you are. (steve tries to hit ghast again) annoying text: you are to close to hit the thing(says it 142 times) steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1111(Stabs himself)ho-oh: that was wired next! dragon!(freezzy)

dragon: ermmm....ice beam. annoying text: druddigon cant use ice beam!

dragon: ......fire blast! (steve was dead) ho-oh: next! magnet! 

magnet: zap cannon! (miss) zapcannon (hit!) annoying text: steve held on with focus sa- magnet: steves cant use focus sash. (steve was dead) 

ho-oh: next! crimsecta!

steve: jumping slash of death (crimsecta goes behind steve and assassinates him with a ninja sword) ho-oh that attack always misses, anyway, next! metela!

metela: do you want a potato? steve: okay! (but it was a poison potato)

ho-oh: next! copycat!

copycat: TRANSFORM! (he turned into steve) JUMPING SLASH OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 (steve was dead) oh-ho: wow! thats the first time that attack has hit! and now, the last for n- mewto: i finished the cure dragon: good now use it (dragon is now freezzy!)    

ho-oh: anyway, nindino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nindino: HORN DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Steve was dead)

ho-oh: well, i will write the grades

copycat: A

metela: D

freezzy: C

ghast: D

nindino: A

mean: A

magnet: A

crimsecta: B

thanks for reading!

[ghastywithers]

pokeschool (yveltal) episode 7 (continues episode 8) (6)

(note: i put episode 8 on the previous episode by mistake, it should have been episode 6.)  (freezy gets in the stronghold by destroying a wall, and soon all the students get in the stronghold.) crimsecta: there's a chest hidden in this room, although i don't know how to- mean: in this wall, that i am about to destroy. crimsecta: how do you know that its in there? mean: you don't know everything about me. (mean destroys the wall and finds a chest! mean opens the chest and discovers that it was boobytraped! they make it out of the explosion with the chest.) ghast: ooh! coal! (but it was a trap.) yveltal: ghast, go to the nurse. (metela and nindino are in the heart of the stronghold, and find a steve, but the steve wakes up! and throws a stone ball at nindino, and makes him so mad, that he completely loses it and goes outraging to attack steve.(note: nidorino can't learn outrage.) the steve is dead but not all the things are stolen, a few minutes later, all the stuff is taken, but steve respawned and came to the school!) mean: yveltal, i don't know if you have noticed, but a steve is comeing to get us! yveltal: a steve! (the steve kills mean, but freezy kills the steve.) yveltal: metela, take mean to xerneas, in the meantime, i will write the grades. (a fennekin appears and smacks yveltal.)

grades:

ghast: F

metela: C

nindino: A

mean: B

freezy: B

crimcecta: C

magnet: ?

copycat: D

thanks for reading!    

[ghastywithers]

pokeschool (yveltal) episode 8

(note: freezy is still a druddigon.) yveltal: today, we will learn stealing. metela: do we have to? yveltal: we do so that we stand a better chance of beating the steves. (yveltal teleports the class to a steves stronghold.) yveltal: now lets steal from the stronghold. mean: i can destroy this wall! (but the wall was clawproof.) mean: *throws rock at nindino*. nindino: *jabs mean with horn*. copycat: this iron golem thinks it's invincible, but i know a way to take it down. (copycat turns into i.g and attacks the golem and destroys it, but there are more danger ahead.) will the students survive! find out next time on pokeschool! 

thanks for reading!

[ghastywithers]

Pokeschool(Xerneas) : Episode 6 : Brewing

(The students come into the room)

Chespin: Wha-?

Treedo: ??????????????????????? 

Scrappy: What da Beep?

(The students found(Where Xerneas should have been) Mewtwo sitting at the desk!)

Mewtwo: Sorry students Xerneas, she seems to be absent today, so I'm your substitute teacher today.

Treedo: Wuteva (Goes to sleep)

Mewtwo: Today's subject is brewing,now here are your brewing stands!

(Brewing stands appear on the desks)

Mewtwo: Chespin, you're first

(Chespin put a melon into the stand and drinks the potion he made, poisoning himself)

Mewtwo: uh-oh... Spritzee you're next

(Spritzee grabs missingno from the other room and shakes him like a saltshaker, the powder that came out made a self-destruct potion)

Mewtwo: well done! Treedo, it's your turn

Treedo: (snore)

Mewtwo: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Treedo: What just happen to my head?

Mewtwo: I turned it into a mooshroom head!:)

Treedo: Fine

(Treedo plucks a mushroom off his head and put it into the potion, then drinks it, Increasing his size.)

Treedo:AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mewtwo: okay......... Chuck!

(Chuck brought a big rock crashing down on the brewing stand, destroying it)

Mewtwo: Nope, that's not how to do it. next!

(Kellan started eating the potion's)

Mewtwo: Next!

(Batty Tried stuffing a diamond block into the stand)

Mewtwo: no........(Sigh)

Next!

(Pablo made a potion that jumped him into the ceiling,then he fell into the stand and got stuck in a potion)

Mewtwo: ?????wut?????   I can get my daughter here, You could learn a thing or 2 from her. By the way, where's Scrappy?

Scrappy: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Scrappy made a potion of invisibility when no one was looking)

Treedo: If your Daughter gets here, can I crush her

(Mewtwo responded by forcing him out of the room)

Mewtwo: Class, Dismissed

GRADES

Kellan: F

Chespin: E

Spritzee: A

Batty: E

Scrappy: B

Treedo: B

Chuck: F

Pablo: C

Thanks for reading

[ghastywithers]

pokeschool (lugia) episode 3

(the students are in the classroom) Lugia: today, we will learn hiding. puncher: can i punch somebody. Lugia: no, anyway, we will go to the forest of death. (they go to the forest of death) Lugia: now start hiding from the steves. Flygers: where are the steves? steve: found you! now i can k- (viper appers and he changes his pattern to one that scares that steve, the steve then kills himself from that pattern.) viper: i saw that steve was attempting to kill you so i came in, and helped. (meanwhile, where clay and spike where) clay: we should kill steves with juicy bacon. juicy bacon: did somebody say my name? spike: .......... (puncher is being lazy and gets spotted by a steve! but it was fake. glider is hiding in sand. the steves are getting impatient and set up traps.) wrapa: there setting up traps! puncher starts walking but runs into Luna (who is a murkrow) Luna: ............... puncher: can you talk? Luna: ................. puncher: okay, don't talk then. (puncher continues walking but hits a trap! Luna saves puncher from the trap!, now the steves left thinking the iron golems would kill them but they left too!) lugia: that was a great class there. (i still wonder about that murkrow that saved puncher.) juicy bacon: im back!

Lugia: i will write down grades.

grades

fangon: A

wrapa: A

glider: B

spike: C

flygers: C

viper: A

puncher: D

clay: B

thanks for reading

spoiler alert!

go down if you want to now what happens to Luna later.

Luna becomes a new student later on.

more coming soon

p.s flygers is flygons new name.