#polemon go

[pokemonsnacktime]

It's that time of year again!

[saveahorse-ride-amorgan]

Like....anyone wanna be pals?

[the-gal-in-the-greenblue-armor]

Please add me my crops are dying

[c0nfusedmee]

Add me on Pokemon Go if you're outside the USA!!

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[nimbasa-city-gym]

Newest Unova babies 🥰🥰🥰

[somber-inclination]

Can y’all like add me please?!

[lightning-gay]

Got Celebi today! Though it’s appraisal isn’t great. 😭

[incorrectpokemongoquotes]

[In which somebody broke a coffee pot]

Willow: So.

Willow: Who broke it?

Willow: I'm not mad. I just want to know.

[awkward silence]

Blanche: I did. I broke it.

Willow: No. No, you didn't. Miguel?

Go Trainer (Instinct): Don't look at me. Look at Spark.

Spark: What? I didn't break it.

Go Trainer (Instinct): Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Spark: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Go Trainer (Instinct): Suspicious.

Spark: No, it's not!

Sycamore: If it matters - probably not - But Candela was the last one to use it.

Candela: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Sycamore: Oh, really? Then, what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Candela: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everybody knows that, Augustine!

Blanche: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Willow.

Willow: No! Who broke it?

Spark: Willow, Juniper's been awfully quiet.

Juniper: Really?

Spark: Yeah, really.

[incoherent shouting]

Willow, to the camera: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it.

Willow: I predict, ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Willow: Good. It was getting a little chummy in there.