#pollyclay

[girldraki]

WHO YA GONNA CALL? GRINCH FUCKERS!

[isclayterrandeadtoday]

u genuinely materialize as the hug picture in my mind as a chaotic clay terran entity

face reveal

[boowomp]

🎁

[urfaveistransandplaysminecraft]

apollo justice (ace attorney) is trans and loves to play minecraft!!

already in the queue!

[girldraki]

mod i am going to personally crack you like an egg for fictionally marrying sasuke

he was pardoned our love is allowed now

[girldraki]

🎱!

i diagnose you with griffin mcelroy factkin juice 17776

[girldraki]

NNO WAIT. i wasnt trying to be rude i just assumed u were aquarius ajdjfkskfkd

oh,,, u were close! or technically correct if you’re using the Time Shifted Zodiac (tm), which i refuse to do because fuck eridan

[girldraki]

8, 9, 11, 23, 27, 38, and 40 owo?

oh Boy

8: What’s something that would make you really happy?

i’ve mentioned my idiotic world-savey instincts before, yes? instinct answer says “global warming reversed”, not instinct answer says “being able to see my various internet friends in person”. im So sorry for the dual answer thing but garbage brain is garbage

9: Describe your best friend without mentioning body features or personality traits

...HOW

uh. fuck. ok two answers again bc i cannot bear to choose

is gamer a personality trait? favorite color is red. known him for seven years. in france rn. at the age of 12 i converted him into a homestuck. i don’t know how to do this rlly why am i still trying to answer

never seen him in person so i can’t mention body features! has the general vibe of like. a chuck e cheese at 10pm but in a good way. also a homestuck. i have exactly one friend who is not a homestuck. i really wish i could see him ok this pronoun game thing is weird. you it’s you clay

11: What’s the closest thing to real magic to you?

this is. the most cliched fucking answer ever but music. im so sorry babe you’re dating a fuckin manic pixie cliche. IT JUST... i have Very strong connections to music ok!!! it gives me Feelings! i sang under my breath like 12/7 when i was in middle school and the anxiety was too much to handle. it rlly helped

23: Do you love hugs or dislike them?

sfojdg LOBVE ME THAT PHYSICAL CONTACT. i am so fucking tactile you don’t even know. need,, tuch

27: What is something you could talk at length about?

pick. a special interest. any special interest. ive rambled to my loved ones for hours about fucking little orphan annie (1930s comic strip) and given the chance i’d do it again

38: What‘s something you love about people?

i... assume this means people like. in general? well. the fact that basically every story or study edgy fucks cite to prove that we’re awful is wrong.

the stanford prison experiment? rigged to high hell and based entirely around wealthy white dudes. the woman whose murder people use to prove the “bystander effect”? there were far less than 38 people there. most tried to help in some way. idk it’s just... nice to know that people, as a whole, do care, and we’re a lot less terrible than people want to think we are.

40: What is love to you?

BABY DON’T HURT ME no. that doesn’t even fit the rhythm. come on. uh. love... i’m, probably predictably, bad at explaining it? 

um. love is... someone fitting into my comfort zone, that even if i’m drained and the anxiety is bad i can still talk to them and feel alright. or even the same, and the interaction doesn’t cause the stress to be any worse, because i like them more than i dislike talking to people.

and when i’m doing ok, i want to be around them. like, i seek them out because being with them is nice and enjoyable. and. i don’t know how much of this is coming across as “heartfelt ode” and how much of this is coming across as “clinical paper on why People Enjoy Friends” but like. truly, this is the best explanation i can come up with, ‘really really neat. so neat that even when i feel like crap i’m happy to be near you.’ so. uh. that’s. all i got.