#pollypapa

[trucygramarye]

I sometimes headcanon that Apollo's good at singing since Thalassa's good at it but what if the unknown father isn't good at all. And so, what if we finally meet him and then he goes to meet up with Thalassa and they sing and his voice was awful (but the idea was sweet uwu) then everyone just looks at Apollo and wonders what kind of voice he has.

[headlesscanonanon-blog]

I literally have no explanation for this UM

For The First Time In Forever parody starring insane Apollo and PollyPapa gO

THANKS A LOT APOLLOTERRAN

"FINALLY I HAVE THE CHANCE TO GO TO MEET THE DAD I'VE NEVER KNOWN WHO KNEW THE DAY WOULD FINALLY ARRIIIIIVEEE

I'VE BEEN ALL ALONE BUT SOMEHOW FINE WITHOUT PARENTS OR FRIENDS BY MY SIDE BUT FINALLY I'LL GET TO MEET MY DAAAAD

I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO MEET HIM IT'LL BE TOTALLY STRANGE BUT WOW AM I SO READY FOR THIS CHAAANGE

'CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER I'LL HAVE A FAMILYYYY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER I'M NOT JUST A TRAGEDYYYYY

DON'T KNOW IF I'M ELATED OR GASSY BUT I'M SOMEWHERE IN THAT ZOOONEEE 'CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVERRRR I WON'T BE ALONEEEE"