#polterpastry

[squirreldanceparty]

This is what getting mail from Polter is like.

ok so I got a package from Polter in the mail the other day.

inside was this:

IM NOT 30 YET YOU JEKR

I SHOWED THIS CARD TO MY MUM AND SHE LAUGHED AND NEVER STOPPED RAVING ON ABOUT 'YEAH SHE IS KINDA RIGHT YOU ARE GETTING THERE'

FU

inside:

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I WILL TRY ANYWAY

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THERE WAS MORE

A SOARING EAGLE AND A FISH FRIDGE MAGNET

JFSDKLJFKSF

THERE WAS A FROG AND A KITTY MAGNET IN THERE TOO BUT ACCORDING TO THE CARD I HAD TO GIVE THOSE TO MY MUM WHICH I DID AND SHE LOVED THEM AND HERE I AM WITH FISH

at least I feel very american now

there was also a keychain with a picture of an old naked man with a christmas hat on

I had pictures of those too but my phone ate them for whatever reason

TL;DR THANKS POLTER

this was actually fucking fantastic and I laughed my ass off and ducktaped it back on and laughed it off again

my mom loved the things so much

you're awesome :D

BRACE FOR A PACKAGE YOUR WAY

[pyroclasts]

Once in 6th grade (NOT 5TH GRADE DEAL WITH IT) I fell face first on the ground in front of this upperclassman and I was so embarrassed but I tried to play it off like I was planning on falling and I propped my head up with my hands and was like "Hey, come here often?" and he just walked away. :3

oh my god that is ADORABLE

one time in 9th grade (shut up mine’s not 5th grade either) i was walking through the crowded halls and trying to avoid my friend who was trying to splash water from her water bottle on me and my arm swung too far and i accidentally smacked a senior right on the ass

fortunately i managed to escape into the crowd before he turned around

[ipredictacyborg]

*whispers* It's baaaaack: Share 10 facts about yourself then pass this on to 10 of your favorite followers <3

Won’t be tagging anyone, but if you wanna do this, go ahead and say I ‘tagged you’. :P1) As soon as I can I’m adopting a black tomcat and calling him Teddy. Hopefully he’ll be a snuggle and purr monster.2) I’m starting paid employment sometime next month. I don’t know when.3) I’ve also no idea where I’ll be doing this job (it makes sense in context, honest).4) I’m in the market for a decent dongle.5) At Telford I hope to meet and say hey to five Yogs (coz Turps is there too!) and the HatFilms guys. I’m excited yet terrified.6) I’m making a playlist for Telford.7) I’ve so many stories to finish writing. Ughhhh…8) I’m impatient for a lot of things.9) When I have my rig in about six or more months time, one of the first things I plan to do is watch Honeydewyeayea on it. For the first time.10) I wish I could spread my own sap… Witch Chase just came on. I love this soooong.

[sejii]

At first I thought you were tall. We all know how that turned out

[sejii]

Stop showing your class portraits I'm in class and I can't laugh dammit

[sejii]

Sejii, so sorry about your break up. :( if you need me or Peter to give you some advice I'll gladly offer it. (smug face)