Not My Pit, Not My Brisket

geologist, ttrpg player, farm sim enjoyer {rexanne | 30 | she/her} icon by @fleetwoodbrak

[pointnclick]

Thank you for coming to my this

[mnysrmqqxwkfytqxfnqsyyhxkhs-dea]

[knight-lautrec]

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[lakemojave]

"Please don't hit on anyone when we go out later you keep swearing chivalric oaths of fealty"

Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

[22nd]

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[c-53]

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

[cipheramnesia]

#mybrick

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[dragongirlbunny]

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

[griffonatrix]

SCROLL UP!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

[happymiffy]

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[ksilberne]

My entry for the Story of Seasons 30th anniversary fanworks contest

A Wonderful Life has always been one of my biggest comfort games I know there isn't much to do in the game itself, but it just lets me turn my brain off and relax :')

Marlin/Matthew is my all time favorite bachelor, younger me definitely knew the type I'd end up liking after... 20yrs... (iykyk)

[akindplace]

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest

[o-craven-canto]

The sloppy orthography in this text I have to transcribe makes me [sic]

[teathattast]

[weepingpussywillowtree-deactiva]

sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent

my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian

my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"

when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated

when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal

idk man, we've got a long way to go.