Dating Harry Hook and Uma
not requested, i've just been watching the third movie on repeat and the two of them are the definition of gay panic
gender neutral!reader bc unless requested i default to they/them pronouns for fics
that, and i feel like harry is a pan disaster (same) and uma is an in control bisexual
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- look me in the EYES and tell me they aren't together
- uma is the dominant personality in the relationship here, very possessive over her boy
- so when she initially sees you and harry chatting on the docks, she's not impressed
- sure, harry's naturally flirty personality occasionally gets him into trouble with uma
- but this time... his smile seems more natural
- less flirty, more enjoyment of a conversation
- until he catches her eye and immediately bids you goodbye, stalking away from you and right over to uma's side
- that night, she practically interrogates him
- 'who were they? what were you talking about? what were you doing talking with them?'
- harry answers them all, always honest with his captain
- he thought you were cute, you were sweet but he would never, ever do anything without uma's express permission
- that begged the question '...you want to do something with them?'
- there's a moment's hesitation in harry's eyes
- 'if you want to, then i have to meet them. no one gets to be near you unless i know they're worth it'
- the next day, harry dragged uma across the docks, spotting you immediately helping to load crates onto a small boat
- uma's face gave no indication that she thought you were cute, merely raising an eyebrow at harry stealing the crate away from your arms
- he threw it in the boat and grabbed your hand, dragging you over to his captain
- 'presenting... uma, captain of the lost revenge'
- hot damn was his captain pretty
- i mean between the two of them, it was a wonder you didn't freak at how attractive they were
- 'ye' droolin' there, hun'
- apparently, you were less subtle than you thought
- the smirk on uma's lips was way too hot
- the meeting was short, as uma had captain's duties to attend to
- also a shift at the fish and chip shop
- so that evening she gave harry permission to go after you, provided he was clear with you that he was also dating her
- harry was exuberant, instantly grabbing her waist and spinning her round, the biggest grin on his face
- it was a little strange for uma, seeing her boyfriend with you whenever she was busy
- it wasn't jealousy, she knew that much
- after all, both her and harry had agreed that the relationship was open as long as there was consent between them
- she caught herself with a faint smile whenever she looked over at the two of you, and alarmingly she mentally called you her partner in her head
- it took her a while after you and harry started dating to realise that you invaded her thoughts as much as harry, that she thought you were gorgeous and funny and she genuinely looked forward to seeing you and harry on dates in the chip shop
- it wasn't uncommon for her to join your table after her shift, alternating between sitting next to harry and sitting next to you, welcome to join the conversation
- sometimes she could taste the gum you chewed when she kissed harry and wondered what it would be like to taste it firsthand
- it didn't take long for uma to mention it to harry, and it was hard to keep the wide grin off her face when he grabbed her hands and danced around the deck of the ship
- as for you?
- you started to feel your own eyes light up the way harry's did when you saw uma
- harry was open with you, and you appreciated his honesty
- and when you realised you were a little bit in love with both him and uma, you repaid him with your trust
- the beach was almost completely barren, the moon high, and harry was warm next to you
- 'hey, harry?'
- 'yeah?'
- 'you know uma?'
- 'i am, in fact, aware of tha' lass, yes'
- 'you're in love with her, right?'
- 'ye' kno' i am'
- you took a deep breath
- 'i think i'm in love with both of you'
- harry's fierce kiss caught you off guard
- 'ye' have no idea how happy tha' makes me!'
- harry was ecstatic, his two favourite people! in love! with each other! also with him!
- he grabbed your hand and pulled you up
- 'we're goin' ta uma righ' now!'
- you could do nothing but laugh as harry dragged you through the streets of the isle, muscle memory leading him straight to the chip shop
- it was empty, all the patrons had left and uma was alone, scrubbing haflheartedly at a table with a rag
- she didn't even turn at the sound of people entering
- 'we're closed, go home'
- 'aw, even for me, darlin'?'
- uma laughed and spun round, rag forgotten
- 'if you two are here for a date, you'll have to find somewhere else, i'm busy'
- harry said nothing, just nudged you forward and took a seat, gaze swapping between you and uma
- you cleared your throat, shifting nervously
- what if she didn't love you? what if harry was lying this whole time? what if you never saw them again? what if it worked out and the whole isle hated the three of you?
- uma quirked an eyebrow
- 'you know, i can feel your anxiety from here, what's up?'
- now or never
- 'uma, i've been going out with harry for a while and it's been amazing and i love him but...'
- there was a pause, and uma's stare sharpened; if you were gonna hurt her harry she would kill you
- '...i also love you, and i only told him literally ten minutes ago and he dragged me here to tell you and i don't know if you feel the same way but it would be really cool if you did because then we could all date but if you don't feel the same way that's totally fine obviou-!'
- you were again caught off guard by a kiss, but this time it was from uma
- she pulled away, and lightly punched you arm
- 'you were rambling'
- harry coughed lightly from his seat
- 'tha' means she loves ye' too, in case tha' wasn' clear'
- your cheeks hurt from smiling so much
- uma's hand was warm in yours and she was smiling back at you and harry was next to you pressing a kiss to your temple and uma was pulling the three of you out of the shop and onto her ship
- there would, of course, be a discussion about the relationship between you all, uma would make sure of it
- but for now, you basked in the attention from your two partners, incomparably happy
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okay i got a little carried away, but hoo boy they're both unfairly attractive
i'm gonna do a kind of part two, so look out for that!