#huma

[descendantofthesparrow]

Auradon's newlyweds, The Hooks!

[suzieloveships]

Bitches will point at the fictional m/f couple and be like "Umm, actually, they are clearly siblings coded" and/or "this is clearly a mlm/wlw solidarity" and/or "she is a strong independent woman and she need or man" and/or "I just think we should focus more on represanting male/female friendships"

and the couple in question? most likely interracial

Sometimes I wonder if Everlark would have been this beloved had they cast an indigenous american acteress to play Katniss

[djshjw]

GUYS

[here-i-am-again-god]

Part 113

[humaudrey]

My Ideal Ending for Wicked Wonderland

The Main Cast is facing off against Maddox, Chessy, and evil!Chloe Charming and things are looking bleak. They're surrounded by soldiers outside of Maddox's headquarters. All hope seems to be lost...

...until a tentacle out of nowhere grabs the bracelet off of Chloe.

Chloe reverts to normal, but before anyone has time to process, she's dragged away and placed between Red and Hazel just a second before pirates, seemingly out of nowhere, have everyone surrounded. The pirates defeat the soldiers with ease, and before Maddox and Chessy can get away, two tentacles grab Maddox by his wrists, another grabs Chessy carefully, and a fourth tentacle grabs the gem and reverts the damage Maddox caused.

Behind the main cast, three more pirates appear. Harry Hook on the left, Gil Legume-Abadi on the right, and their captain front and center, with a smug smirk on her face.

Uma: What's my name?

Everyone: UMA!

Uma: *groans, and points to the kids* That's Headmistress Uma to you, bozos, and yes, that includes you, Miss Hook. Just because I married your brother doesn't mean you get away with disrespecting my title while I'm on the clock. And if you all thought I was gonna approve these absences so you can save Wonderland without me, you're crazier than Hatter.

Harry, to Hazel specifically: Haha.

Uma: And what's funny, Harry? You were supposed to lead half the crew here an hour ago while I got backup and secured the school. Things shouldn't have even gotten this bad! What took so long?

Gil: Those chess pieces can dance.

Uma: Ugh, whatever. Harry and Gil, grab Hatter and the cat. Jonas, free the queens, everyone else, let's head home. Meeting in my office tomorrow morning, 7am sharp! That goes for everyone!

Everyone: *groans and moans in reluctance*

Uma, leading the group of pirates, students, and two queens back to Auradon: ...done wasted my whole day when I could've saved Wonderland in half the time, but no, Ben says we have to let the kids lead the way. And speaking of Ben, can someone call him? I haven't heard from him in months and y'all know how susceptible he is to kidnappings and coups. Who knows who's after his head after you two messed with the past...

Red: Wait, you know about–

Uma, flipping her locs: I have eyes everywhere, of course, I know.

[humaforever]

Fuck I could actually cry, a sucker for Huma content till the day I die 😭

[captainhuma]

reblog is yall fw HUma