#poly!ranpoe

[kaeyx]

OMG GOD, Poe having a vibrator in him and ranpo has the control. You weren’t informed on this before hand so you three go out on a date.

And while on this date, Ranpo constantly turns the vibrator on, changing the settings from extremely high, to pretty tame.

Reader gets so concerned, because poes face is red, and he can barely talk, and he’s whining and looks like he’s about to cum cry.

When finish dinner, ranpo carefully gives you the controller, because now, you three are going to the movies.

It’s your turn.

-🤍 anon

Noooo you guys really jumped on the Poe bandwagon huh. He'd be pressing his thighs together and tugging his shirt down, holding his coat closed and squirming the entire time, stammering and fidgeting while Ranpo idly flicks through each setting, leaving it on too low to tease him. Poe probably has precum bleeding through his pants by the end of dinner and can barely stand, knees shaking. I'm not personally a fan of public play but I'd loooove to get him somewhere secluded where there's no chance of anyone walking by or straight up going home before tugging his pants down to admire the mess.... before letting him have his well earned orgasm of course!!

[kaeyx]

I firmly believe if readers gives ranpo head, he only lasts a few minutes, same thing with Poe, so reader uses this to bully them. If you give them head for half an hour, that’s more than 6 orgasms!

Poe wants you to sit on his face, just… just do it, please for him? Ranpo wants you any where, you on your back, on his face, 69, reverse 69- just let them get you off! 🗣️🗣️💥💥

KMG, WOULD RANPO CALL READER MOMMY?! I SEE POE DOING IT!

I feel like Poe would call reader mommy, whatever gender, cause he panics and then he feels so embarrassed after. Ranpo does tease him about it.

-🤍 anon

Oh Poe with a mommy kink.... yeah I can see it, tho I don't personally like it that much! He does it reflexively, maybe when he has a particularly good orgasm, and feels like he wants to crawl into a hole and die when he realises what he's said. Poor thing.

I think I talked about Ranpo and sex before tho I don't remember if it was an ask or DMs so it might not be on the blog oops. But basically he doesn't like moving, I think he'd be vers but always a bottom, loves sitting back and being spoilt

[kaeyx]

ranpo's commentary and directions to you & Poe eventually getting you fed up with him so you drag him into bed... (all three of you enjoy him watching but he gets very annoying about it sometimes)

sit on his face or have him suck off Poe, doesn't matter as long as his mouth is occupied ... the other one of you two rides Ranpo ...

overstimulate him, make him cry or whine ...

He sometimes needs it tbh like he loves being a pillow princess and being taken care of but sometimes you need to make him do work and put his mouth to good use

[kaeyx]

Okay but on the topic of prone bone with Poe- consider, prone bone with Poe, while sucking off Ranpo. Poe’s on top of you, wrecking you both, has you pinned down to the mattress and absolutely dizzy from the stretch. His sweet, broken little whimpers pressed into the crook of your neck. Meanwhile, Ranpo’s leaning back against the pillows at the headrest, cock down your throat, while he playfully but insistently pats your cheek and whines for you to keep your eyes open and pay attention to him.

If- no, when he gets too annoyed (somehow always right when you’re about to cum…) he’ll open those green eyes to stare down at the both of you, asking with an exasperated sigh if you need a break to get your focus back-

Oops, sorry - he grins - rhetorical questions are rude.

-🪢

I HAVE NOTHING THIS IS JUST. CHEF'S KISS. Ranpo is such a little shit and he loves having a nice view of Poe completely naked, smothering you and filling you up completely, crying into your shoulder and cumming uncontrollably..... and in the process overwhelming you so much that you can't even suck Ranpo off correctly.

[kaeyx]

I can definitely imagine that ranpo convinced Poe to cockwarm him while reader cock warms Poe. Reader is sucking and biting poes neck and chest while ranpo tease his nipples, kissing up poes back and the back of his neck.

And to tease him further, if Poe tries to move, reader squeezes around his pretty cock, which makes him whine and beg to to be fucked. Ohhhh, and ranpo reads out poes ‘secret’ smut book, which makes Poe cum so fast and so you punish him more by remaining in that same position for hours. It only ends when ranpo himself gets whiny and starts trying to fuck into Poe, although struggling slightly cause not only does he have poes weight, but also yours.

Reader just tease both of them for being desperate, so ranpo reaches around and rubs their dick/clit (depends which either you have)

UGH, love them so much

-🤍 anon

OUGH YES POE SANDWICH!!! He'd be so squirmy, his whole face all red as he whines and tries to fuck himself on Ranpo's dick, shivering when you tighten around him or kiss his neck...

I don't think Ranpo could last very long tho, he gets impatient and fidgety too fast. Maybe if he gets to play with Poe's hair or nipples?

[kaeyx]

Omg ❤️‍🩹 is real for that but imagine if it was the other way around...

You catching poe writing it or you catching poe and ranpo together, ranpi would be so smug about it and poe would just be trying to hide since he'd be so flustered and embarrassed about it

-🍬

Ranpo would probably make you catch them on purpose instead of asking you to join outright, or conveniently leave Poe's writing out where you can see it, or get far too loud when he knows you're in the other room <3 little shit

[kaeyx]

That anon is so correct, poe writes smut with you & ranpo

Ranpo knows, but hes just waiting to catch him in the act

And one time he does catch poe (while with you), and you two proceed to do everything he wrote down in his fics

-❤️‍🩹

Ranpo would be so mean, Poe would want to crawl into a hole and die </3 but he's sooooo cute when he's all flustered and squirmy

[kaeyx]

Just woke up and saw someone send an ask on pie, ranpo an reader (although it was incredibly short) so I thought I’d give my 2 cents

Althought Poe does in fact write smut about the three of you, or you and himself or ranpo and himself or hell, even you and ranpo

But, he also writes fluff. Like you and pie going on a date or you and ranpo taking care of Carl while poe is sick cause he doesnt wanna get the baby sick

But yes. He definitely has most written smut, sometimes he bases it off of stuff you three have done, like one time reader and ranpo were having sex and poe was jerking off in the room over cause he could hear you two since the walls are so thin.

God, poe is such a horny little whiny bastard, it’s pathetic (lovingly<33 🥰🥰)

-🤍 anon

Aaawwaw yes <3 he writes out all his little fluffy thoughts in bulleted lists and tries to make them come true. As for the smut Ranpo probably reads it out loud to him while the three of you are in the middle of sex just to watch Poe die of embarrassment