#ranpo.bsd

[kaeyx]

Ranpo nsfw hcs *bats my pretty eyelashes from the corner of ur wall*

Pillow princess supreme. To me. He looooooves not having to do any of the work. You riding him or sucking him off is his favourite, he gets to look at you and play with your hair or your chest. I'd also say he's a big fan of cockwarming in theory, but he's a little too impatient to actually go through with it. He starts fidgeting, he gets distracted, and he wants to get off now. No waiting, now.

Very whiny and pouty if he has to get something, he's cute and he knows it. Never above cuddling up to you and batting his pretty eyes when he asks for something, like if he can eat whipped cream off your tits. He'll put sprinkles on them too.

Sex would be a casual thing most of the time? Like hear me out with Chuuya there's always this element of romance, Dazai goes quick and overwhelming and intense, but Ranpo? He's got one hand in your cunt while he watches TV, he'd pull you off his dick to give you a taste of this new sweet he's trying. Ranpo will pull your shirt up and fiddle with your tits not because he wants something more but because he just feels like it. You're his stim toy, and he's yours. He's just as likely to bite your knuckles like a teething dog as he is to use your breasts as stress balls. Not to say he doesn't make you feel wanted, more like he never makes you feel pressured. He's fine with enjoying himself, laughing, getting distracted midway because one of you forgot to load the washing machine. Silly, domestic sex the whole way.

[kaeyx]

(Not a request) Yan Ranpo would be a fucking nightmare...

Dear god he would. He's already a little imp, imagine he's motivated on top of that? Will memorise your entire schedule in three days. Also since he's so pretty he'll cling to you and act cute and helpless to get help from you doing everyday things, which he can then pretend are dates.

[kaeyx]

Good evening, I’ve come to rate the bsd men’s asses in terms of looks and fuckability :)

Starting off with Chuuya: he’s very toned overall and in good shape, so his ass is pretty firm and well-shaped. Not huge, but he’s also a tiny man, but he’s just so sexy and hot. Definitely hairless, I just can’t imagine Chuuya with body hair (except pubes), pale and very smooth skin. Probably a little uneasy with anal stuff at first, but if you insist, he’ll budge eventually. Be gentle, because he’s never put anything in before. Now, he’s refuse to do it missionary stuff first, it’s too embarrassing to make eye contact while having someone drill their cock into your asshole for the first time, so he prefers it doggystyle or prone bone. He’s a little tight, but with the right amount of lube and preparation, your cock will fit in nicely. He makes the prettiest sounds, a few gasps and „oh fuck!“s at first, but then he’ll moan like a little slut, grip the sheets and drool, eyes rolled back, blabbering incoherent things (see: his educational sounds for reference).

Next is Nikolai, his ass is an 11/10. It’s fat, it’s jiggly, it’s plump and round and it’s so nice to grab, to smack, to grope, etc. especially because he will not only let you, but encourage you to do it. He’s an ass man, he loves other people’s asses, but he also loves his own being toyed with. Yes, probably hairy, but I’m convinced he shaves it. Very fuckable too, because he will get on his hands and knees in a heartbeat if you want to fuck him, and also arches his back prettily. Doesn’t take long for him to adjust to your size, your dick will slip in easily with or without lube. Why? Because Nikolai fucks his own asshole day and night, using either his own cock (with his ability), large dildos or he’ll have a plug in for hours. I recommend you spread his jiggly cheeks nicely so you can watch your cock slide in and out of him, or you make him spread them. Occasionally pull out so it makes a „pop“ sound, spit in his hole, and definitely cum inside, he loves that.

Fyodor’s little twink ass is pale as fuck, and due to sitting day and night, a bit flat :/ but it’s still cute, I believe, and what makes anal sex with Fyodor so fun is that he hates it, but is secretly still curious to try. Will complain nonstop, that ruins the mood a bit, and he is also so fucking tight it’s hard to push your cockhead past the awfully tight ring of muscle in the beginning. Give him a rimjob and finger him thoroughly, use plugs and promise him a reward if he cooperates, and maybe, he’ll stop clenching his hole and finally let you fuck him. His moans are even more pathetic and whiny than Chuuya‘s, he whimpers and cries like a spoiled little girl and often tries to scurry away. Just grab his slutty little waist and fuck his brains out harder. Cum inside out of spite and watch the little bitch try and push it all out. Fyodor’s ass is fun to fuck, but only if you bring lots of patience and physical strength into the bedroom. He gets some bonus points for the belly bulge, though. No matter the size of your cock, his stomach will bulge.

Ranpo has an adorable, cute little ass with a neatly shaved, pink hole, ready to be fucked at all times. Will annoy the shit out of you just so you punish him by shoving either a monster dildo inside his ass or roughly rail him from behind. Do some ass-to-mouth with him to make the punishment even more humiliating him. If he’s not crying, you didn’t do enough.

OUFJFGJ YOU'RE SO RIGHTTTTT I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD THIS IS PERFECT

[kaeyx]

OMG GOD, Poe having a vibrator in him and ranpo has the control. You weren’t informed on this before hand so you three go out on a date.

And while on this date, Ranpo constantly turns the vibrator on, changing the settings from extremely high, to pretty tame.

Reader gets so concerned, because poes face is red, and he can barely talk, and he’s whining and looks like he’s about to cum cry.

When finish dinner, ranpo carefully gives you the controller, because now, you three are going to the movies.

It’s your turn.

-🤍 anon

Noooo you guys really jumped on the Poe bandwagon huh. He'd be pressing his thighs together and tugging his shirt down, holding his coat closed and squirming the entire time, stammering and fidgeting while Ranpo idly flicks through each setting, leaving it on too low to tease him. Poe probably has precum bleeding through his pants by the end of dinner and can barely stand, knees shaking. I'm not personally a fan of public play but I'd loooove to get him somewhere secluded where there's no chance of anyone walking by or straight up going home before tugging his pants down to admire the mess.... before letting him have his well earned orgasm of course!!

[kaeyx]

I firmly believe if readers gives ranpo head, he only lasts a few minutes, same thing with Poe, so reader uses this to bully them. If you give them head for half an hour, that’s more than 6 orgasms!

Poe wants you to sit on his face, just… just do it, please for him? Ranpo wants you any where, you on your back, on his face, 69, reverse 69- just let them get you off! 🗣️🗣️💥💥

KMG, WOULD RANPO CALL READER MOMMY?! I SEE POE DOING IT!

I feel like Poe would call reader mommy, whatever gender, cause he panics and then he feels so embarrassed after. Ranpo does tease him about it.

-🤍 anon

Oh Poe with a mommy kink.... yeah I can see it, tho I don't personally like it that much! He does it reflexively, maybe when he has a particularly good orgasm, and feels like he wants to crawl into a hole and die when he realises what he's said. Poor thing.

I think I talked about Ranpo and sex before tho I don't remember if it was an ask or DMs so it might not be on the blog oops. But basically he doesn't like moving, I think he'd be vers but always a bottom, loves sitting back and being spoilt

[kaeyx]

Okay but on the topic of prone bone with Poe- consider, prone bone with Poe, while sucking off Ranpo. Poe’s on top of you, wrecking you both, has you pinned down to the mattress and absolutely dizzy from the stretch. His sweet, broken little whimpers pressed into the crook of your neck. Meanwhile, Ranpo’s leaning back against the pillows at the headrest, cock down your throat, while he playfully but insistently pats your cheek and whines for you to keep your eyes open and pay attention to him.

If- no, when he gets too annoyed (somehow always right when you’re about to cum…) he’ll open those green eyes to stare down at the both of you, asking with an exasperated sigh if you need a break to get your focus back-

Oops, sorry - he grins - rhetorical questions are rude.

-🪢

I HAVE NOTHING THIS IS JUST. CHEF'S KISS. Ranpo is such a little shit and he loves having a nice view of Poe completely naked, smothering you and filling you up completely, crying into your shoulder and cumming uncontrollably..... and in the process overwhelming you so much that you can't even suck Ranpo off correctly.

[kaeyx]

was looking through your Poe tag and just realized Ranpo basically always encourages Poe if he doesn't realize something on his own (one of the somno asks w/ Poe, one of the older poe asks, etc...)

but y'know what else i can see Ranpo doing

if you three are hanging out together & it's painfully obvious you and Poe are desperate for each other but won't make a move. He'll "subtly" rile you both up until you have no choice but to fuck each other. Touching you a bit more than normal & whispering in your ear, sitting in Poe's lap saying he just feels affectionate, but refusing to sit still and keeps grinding on Poe, etc...

Once it happens, Ranpo just sits back and watches you two, getting off to it.

you're both too exhausted after that, but perhaps next time you three are hanging out together, you drag Ranpo in for 'revenge', putting him in Poe's lap while you ride him ...

Oooooh I like this one 👀 Ranpo getting both of you all hot and bothered then watching the show! Or maybe making Poe give him a handy because he's a princess and refuses to take care of himself if he can help it.

[kaeyx]

I’ve rated the bsd mens‘ asses before, and now I’m rating their cock-sucking skills. (Pretty please give me your opinion on them, and lmk if you agree)

Chuuya: too proud to suck a dick at first, but when you do convince him to do it, he’s actually really good. To his own surprise, he doesn’t have a strong gag reflex? Your cock, no matter how long and fat it is, just slips right down his throat and he doesn’t choke on it??? Just gets watery eyes and his nose gets runny, but if you want to get some sloppy head, Chuuya will be good at this. Big fan of using his hand as well, either playing with your balls, jerking you off or shoving a finger or two into your ass to play with your prostate. Frowns and glares at you if you slap your cock against his tongue, rolls his eyes at you but allows it. He’s also brutally honest, and will tell you if your cum tastes gross. Doesn’t hesitate to spit it out, either.

Nikolai: blow job king. The best head you could get, will be the one he gives you. Can take the largest dicks without struggling, it’s almost boring how he doesn’t gag, drool, or tear up. Wants you to grab his hair and facefuck him as hard as you can, he really needs to be treated roughly, he needs the adrenaline. Cum in his mouth, cum on his face, or, if you really want to degrade him, cum on the floor and let him lick it up. If you want to include some extra fun and one of his magic tricks, handcuff him or tie his wrists together with a rope and make him try to „escape“ while sucking you off. If he manages to free his wrists before you cum, he wins, if he doesn’t, he loses.

Fyodor: -10/10. he’s so bad at sucking dick. It’s a wonder if you even get him to do it. And even if he tries hard, he’s still awful. You can tell he finds it appalling to have a cock in his mouth, looks like this. 🤢😣 all the time. He gags with just the tip in his mouth, he constantly grazes his teeth against it, his technique is super clumsy. He drools, gags, chokes, snorts, tears up and tries to pull back every now and then. He’s a lot better at just suckling on and licking the tip of your cock until you cum. Speaking of, he’s absolutely repulsed by cum. His own, yours, anyone else’s. He winces and whimpers as soon as it hits his cheek or he feels it in his mouth, and the only way to get him to swallow is by holding his nose shut so he’s forced to gulp it down.

Ranpo: focuses on the tip as well, but because he likes it, and he knows you like the way he coyly blinks up at you as he sucks your glans like a lollipop. Gets noisy and slurps a lot, and will happily open wide for you to cum on his tongue once you’re ready.

Dazai: he could be fantastic at sucking dick. So damn good. If only it wasn’t for his internalized homophobia.

Honestly I agree with most of this, but I think Chuuya would be enthusiastic about sucking you off. Not because he likes dick but because he likes you, he likes making you feel good. Nikolai is amazing at it, Fyodor sucks and hates doing it, Ranpo is good at putting on a show and looking pretty. Dazai is very good at it he just needs you to hold his head down and make him gag a bit. He needs some blood and murder as foreplay, maybe press a gun against the back of his neck to get him to swallow you to the base.