Anonymous Requested: That ask about the spiderverse situation and the two jokers made me wonder what a polyamorous relationship with them would be like.
Ok the amount of requests and plain THIRST I’ve gotten for my new “jokerverse” thing in my inbox is insane, so I hope this satisfies all your horny needs, because I didn’t hold back lol. (Also, jokerverse is now officially a hashtag, big thanks to that anon who suggested it first time <3)
Also I tried to make it as clear as possible, but just as a reminder: “Arthur/Joker”- Phoenix!joker // ”J” - Ledger!joker
NSFW under the tab!
SFW
It took a long, long time for these two to even want to be in the same room together, much less share the same person they both cared for so deeply
They’re both possessive, jealous and overprotective individuals, so getting them to agree to this is almost impossible
But in the rare, rare, case that you do, be prepared for the most chaotic romance of your life
The first order of business was their names. You couldn’t call them both Joker, that would be much too confusing for all parties involved
“We need some nicknames.” You told them in determination, sitting in Arthur’s lap as he squished you into him possessively
“I’m Joker.” He stated bluntly, his arms wrapping even tighter around your body.
The man in the purple suit let out a high pitch snicker and gave him a mockingly sympathetic coo.
“Sure, but I’m The Joker.”
“Same thing, doesn’t count.” Joker barked out, his eyes never left the man across from him, squinting in a daring way, challenging him to argue
The other clown just looked at him amused, like he was little puppy picking a fight with a Rottweiler. Then, his eyes settled on you, his red lips morphing into a wolfish grin
“Well, you can call me whatever you want, darling,” he mused, as his dark eyes bore directly into your soul. “Joker... J... Honeybuns... Daddy.”
Your cheeks reddened profusely at the last offer, unable to look away from him. Absolutely delighted at your reaction, J’s scarred smile stretched so wide he could make the Cheshire Cat run for his money. Joker just growled under his breath and continued pouting for the rest of the night
When the tension slowly started to die down, things became almost civil. Almost
They’re always trying to out-do the other in romantic gestures or jokes, and at the end of the day your getting twice the gifts, and twice the laughter. They may not agree on much, but your smile is definitely the most stunning thing in the whole of Gotham to them
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They’ll both try and persuade you to wear their clothes around the house. Sometimes you’ll wear just their jackets and nothing else to tease the both of them, scampering away from their grabby hands everytime they get too close
Both of them make loud noises during sex, no matter what. They don’t care at all who hears; if it were up to J, he’d invite a whole camera crew and laugh-track audience. Fuck, Joker will bring out the video camera himself
Joker gets lost in his pleasure very quickly, not shy about how good your clenching hole feels around his cock. He’ll moan and groan and whimper, his eyes rolling back into his skull as his mouth hangs agape. He never hides how good you feel and likes to remind you so as much as he can
J on the other hand is much more aggressive in the sounds he makes- he’ll snarl and growl under his breath, hissing the dirtiest of things in your ears until you’re practically gasping in pure sin. Don’t you dare turn away from him. He wants your eyes trained on him every. Fucking. Second
Arthur’s kisses are passionately long and often slow, savoring your lips as if it’s a fine chocolate and he’s a man starved. You’re always left out of breath and wanting more- something Joker will never deny you
When J kisses you, you’re also left out of breath… but for a completely different reason. His kisses with you are so bruising and intense, you can’t even fathom the hunger and desire he craves from you. He bites at your lips until they draw blood, his tongue always exploring every inch of your desperate mouth, and his hands rest on the pulse in your throat, silently reminding you that he’s in charge
At the start of this chaotic relationship, it’s the both of them fighting each other to pleasure you, feel your body and get every second of your attention, but as time passes on, as well a lot of persuasion (verbal and physical), they get into a rhythm of their own
Your red-suited Joker is a switch at most. He likes to take control with you if that’s what you need from him, but J? he stands no such chance. He could fight for his life on that issue but could never succeed in topping your J. Besides… Although he would never, ever, admit it (and he’d kill anyone who suggested it) getting lathered in attention and pleasure by two people he tolerates is something he could only ever dream of
Call J “daddy” in the bedroom. Just do it. He’ll turn into a damn hell-beast, fucking you into the mattress so good you won’t remember what color the sky is
J... is into some hardcore shit. Spanking, hair-pulling, biting and bondage are just the beginning
Will wrap his gloves around your throat as he fucks into you relentlessly, loving how happy his little slut looks as he takes control of your body
Will use his tie to cover your eyes or tie your wrists to the bed frame, giggling in anticipation. Seeing his clothing draped on you unleashes something... animalistic in him. Arthur could watch the two of you play around for days on end, touching himself as his eyes trail from your bodies hungrily.
In your most intense love making sessions, Joker’s not off the hook either- J will mercilessly rip Arthur’s tie from his neck too, and use it to tie him to the bedframe right by your side. After all, J is a multi-talented clown. A jack of all trades. He can deal with two needy whores at once no problem
To add to his chaotic needs, his favorite kink is bringing his beloved switchblade into the bedroom. Loves to gently trace the blade across your naked flesh, watching you shiver as the cold sensation creates a map of goosebumps across you skin. Would never cut into your skin without your permission, but he longs to one day mark you as his own, even if it’s just a few light scratches
Joker on the other hand is so used to pain that he quietly craves it in the bedroom, never experiencing it before. It was something he was too uncertain to ask about before, until the newest addition to your threesome. Likes to smear blood (whether it’s from one of you, himself, or some poor victim) across his smiling lips, then press his lips to the both of yours, until all three of you share the same gruesome, bloody grin
Arthur has always preferred deep and sensual foreplay, and will always push for long sessions in the bedroom. He craves you so much he could go down on you for hours; who needs air when he can just inhale your juices instead? Incredibly talented with his tongue, whether its towards a pussy or a cock, much to J’s surprise (and delight)
Oh, all the positions you could try together. Endless possibilities, endless combinations. J bought you three the Kama Sutra book once for some inspiration, and read it to you as a mock bedtime story. You were blushing and giggling the whole time, but Joker just smirked with a crooked grin, mentally noting everything down. Your face was completely red, and you couldn’t help but bite your lips in embarrassment and subtle excitement. Underneath his red and blue paint, Joker’s cheeks were also tinting pink, but it wasn’t with shyness- it was with want. He’d be dammed if he didn’t try every single one of these positions by the end of the week
The only thing pink about J was his growing hard-on as he watched in amusement as his two darling pets react to everything in front of him. You may not have noticed Joker’s reactions, but J picked up on every twitch and inhale that escaped his lips
It’s crazy, and messy, but you wouldn’t have it any other way. A good pack of cards has not one but two jokers, after all
