Before going to bed, or as we were going to sleep, me and @amloveabledeathmo came up with poly pick-up lines
Are you a large candy bag? Because you are sweet and we want to share you
(only works if partners have different hair colors) We need your help for an experiment, can you tell us if you have more fun with a blonde or a brunette? (Or insert correct hair color)
(for M\F couples and booknerds) You seem to be an avid reader. You could help read between her lines, flip her pages, or borrow my bookmark?
It takes 2 to cuddle, 3 to snuggle, so 4 or more becomes a puddle or a doggy pile? And we want to try them all.
Wanna come over for movies? We need something to snack on and we're all out
We might not be tens but we got a good ten between us.
We recently upgraded to a king bed but it feels a bit empty. Want to fill our empty space?
We can't afford tickets to Paris but with your help, we can make a better Eiffel Tower at home
Everyone loves a good deal right? Think of this as a bogo special (gesturing between self and partner)