#poly yeehan

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Headcanon Request: Pregnancy, Baby, and Parenting HCs with S/O and (poly) Deadlock!McCree and Yakuza!Hanzo? S/O could have twins or one older/younger child, it’s totally up to you! The world needs more crime dad shenanigans.

During your pregnancy, you couldn’t have more doting partners than McCree and Hanzo. Despite being high-powered individuals in their own right on two different continents of the world, they manage to find plenty of time between the two of them to make sure that you’re never alone through any stretch of your pregnancy. Hanzo has the most predictable schedule between the two of them, and is never typically in a situation that would put you in as much danger as say, McCree might. Nevertheless, he visits constantly, staying in Japan with you and Hanzo for weeks at a time before having to leave for yet another mission, another vendetta, another higher-up who thought they could be smart and steal money or something from Deadlock.

They are both present for the birth of your first child, doing whatever they need to largely drop their schedules just to make sure that you're not alone at your most vulnerable moment. It takes a fair many hours to get through, but with either man at your sides, it makes it a little easier to get through. Hanzo takes the hand-squeezing better than McCree does though, stone-faced even when it felt like you were going to break his fingers.

For being men of such busy and ill resputed lives, Hanzo and McCree make for very devoted fathers. It's a little hectic the first few years of fatherhood, with both of them trying to find a pattern that works the best for both of them without sacrificing their time with you or your child, but eventually they manage to work something out.

They are surprisingly good role models, despite their rather...illegal careers. Both men do their best to teach their child to be a good person, to tell the truth and respect other people--in fact, the kid doesn't even ask anything of their dads' weird schedule or jobs until years into their older childhood. Hanzo is fond of taking his kid to more acceptable social meetings, while McCree loves taking them out into the country in the US. He probably has a lot of land that he owns, so he might even go hunting or something with them.

There is a bit of very friendly father rivalry between the two of them, but never enough to be something of worry. When things get complicated, there have been a few seasons where Hanzo and McCree are on separate parts of the globe, leaving you and your child to visit one for several months, and then the other. Each father loves to see off their kid with plenty of momentos, much to the aggregation of the other. Cowboys and ninjas. The kid keeps everything their dad gives them, treasures it all equally.

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Headcanon Request: family fluff with polyMcHanzo and their female s/o?

Hanzo remembers all of the important dates between the three of you, while you’re lucky if McCree just happens to get the right week for your anniversary or something. However, McCree is a lot better when it comes to getting really good gifts, as Hanzo spends too much time stressing over what is the ‘perfect’ thing. 

He once spent at least a week mulling over a bouquet of flowers because he wanted to make sure that he had just the right types of flowers for Valentine’s Day. McCree, though a bit late, covered the room in rose petals and bought you a giant teddy bear.

While McCree is a bed hog, Hanzo is a blanket hog, leaving you some nights on the edge of the mattress without an inch of the blanket to cover yourself with. On the flip side of things, there are many nights where you do find yourself little more than a stuffed animal between them, their limbs gently flopped over your body as they lay close to your warmth.

Don’t ever let Jesse do the grocery shopping by himself. He will return with maybe half of what was on the list and half the bags of groceries being things you three didn’t even need. 

Jesus christ Jesse, why did you buy a banana slicer. We have these things called knives, they cut things, like bananas. 

One time he also bought a belt buckle even more ridiculous than the one he normally wears. It dissapeared two days later under mysterious reasons, and he hasn’t been able to find it since.

Some of the best nights between the three of you are spent cuddling up together on the couch, watching some rerun on TV or marathon-ing a show on netflix. McCree is a bit of a talker when it comes to shows, while Hanzo personally likes to enjoy his media in silence, idly stroking or nuzzling the top of your head while you sit on his lap.