#polybang

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Arin: I want to go on a date.

Dan: You can ask Suzy. I bet she wants one as well!

Arin: *mumbling* I meant with you but okay.

Dan: I know!

Arin: What?

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Dan, introducing Suzy: This is my better half.

Dan, introducing Arin: This is my bitter half.

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Suzy: go over there and flirt with him. just use a cheesy pick up line or something

Arin: alright

Arin, walking up to Dan: I like my men like I like my intrusive thoughts

Dan: ...?

Arin: fucking me over in the middle of the night.

Dan: I—

Suzy: jesus christ Arin.

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*Arin zoning out but looking lovingly at Dan*

Ross: You should talk to him

Arin: Wait, what?

Ross: You were looking at him like you do Suzy.

Arin: No I wasn't! I was zoning out.

Ross: you are a worthless queer.

Arin: I know.

[dialyce]

Mmmmmmmmmm pls read my fanfic it’s so bad I started it in March for an English project and I’m continuing it now but pls pls pls read it I’m dead