#source: incorrectmagicians

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Dan, introducing Suzy: This is my better half.

Dan, introducing Arin: This is my bitter half.

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Suzy: go over there and flirt with him. just use a cheesy pick up line or something

Arin: alright

Arin, walking up to Dan: I like my men like I like my intrusive thoughts

Dan: ...?

Arin: fucking me over in the middle of the night.

Dan: I—

Suzy: jesus christ Arin.