#polyclue

[thegroundhogdidit]

polyamory was invented in 1969 by kirk, spock, and mccoy, and their only true successors are the leverage ot3 and whatever the fuck psych had going on

[ivehearditbothgays]

tickles me fucking pink that lassie, gus, and shawn's reaction to juliet's new outfit in a crime of fashion

is to stare at her like this:

like oh! they're obsessed!!

[t0ast-ghost]

They’re silly! They’re actually goofy! Call them the funny squad cause- well- they’re quite humourous

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[bewitchedlassie]

Santa Barbaracule / Polyclue hcs

Shules: dating. the most “normal” relationship dynamic of the polycule but also just know that Juliet tops that little brunette bitc-

Shawn/Gus: queerplatonic life besties. I really don’t have much to add to what’s already canon

Shassie: freaking it crazy style. they hate each other. they have the most insane sex in the world. they threaten to kill each other. they’re constantly in each other’s business. “yes we’re cuddling but don’t think for a second that it means I like you Spencer”

Lassie/Jules: queerplatonic life partners. they understand each other better than anyone else in the world. seriously it’s like they can read each other’s mind it’s freaky

Gus/Jules: honestly a mystery. they kiss for fun and definitely love each other but Shawn and Lassie can not figure out if they’re actually romantically involved. labels really aren’t important. they have girlie pop tea sessions while shassie are busy fighting or fucking

Gus/Lassie: Gus is like Lassiter’s housewife of many years in that they aren’t terribly physically affectionate anymore but they still love each other. they also hate each other just a little bit. mostly they complain about Shawn.

[bubblymochicat]

Established shassie, but Shawn still likes to flirt with Juliet because that's just their thing, but whenever he goes to leave he always gives Lassie a kiss goodbye. This has led to many a new hire being VERY confused about the dynamic in the office

[msjademarvel3]

[j3delilith]

Hayyy! It's been a really long time I know... I'm so sorry I just forgot this app existed literally lol

Maybe I'll post again

maybe not any way have some roblox content I guess ʅ(｡◔‸◔｡)ʃ

THIS IS NOT FORSAKEN! C00LKIDD ISN'T A MINOR AND HE IS PART OF 007n7'S C00LGUI!

I REPEAT

NOT A MINOR AND NOT RELATED!!!

[birdyboylassie]

Gus: This is my best friend/boyfriend Shawn, and this is his girlfriend Juliet and her partner Lassiter, Lassiter is also Shawn’s boyfriend, and that there is Lassiter’s wife Marlowe, and that’s Pierre Desperaux who’s Shawn’s situationship and Lassiter’s mortal enemy

Random client: ???