#santabarbaracule

[ivehearditbothgays]

santa barbara’s finest crime solving minds

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[bubblymochicat]

Established shassie, but Shawn still likes to flirt with Juliet because that's just their thing, but whenever he goes to leave he always gives Lassie a kiss goodbye. This has led to many a new hire being VERY confused about the dynamic in the office

[spltlvlhous]

i like the lassie gus duo. they are taking a break.

[aydrenfixation]

Psych polycule where every time Shawn does something stupud Lassie still turns to Jules and points out "your boyfriend" and she very exasperatedly says "yours too!"

[spltlvlhous]

"best of shawn and gus" and its just that they are married

[ivehearditbothgays]

yk what i want more of in polyclue fics? confident, flirty juliet. that once scene in a crime of fashion where she shows up with a new outfit and shawn, gus, and lassie look at her like she’s hung the moon? yeah give me more of that.

i want to see her corner gus at the precinct and tell him his shirt really brings out his eyes and maybe she can take it off him later 👀 and then flounce away to flirt with lassie while gus buffers for a good 30 seconds

i want to see her strut around shawn in a low cut top and those tight pants she knows he likes and watch him drool over her, only for her to be like “oh this? just something i slipped on ☺️” and spend all day winding him up

i want her trying not to laugh at lassie doing his best to be a #gentleman but he cant stop himself from ogling her in the field because she’s soo confident and hot and sexy with a weapon in her hand. he watches her take down a suspect and has to take a moment to collect himself because DAMN thats his partner

she’s got those boys wrapped around her finger and she knows it

[spltlvlhous]

Is the phermit worm brain parasite the cause of your constant phermit blogging? I’m concerned for your well-being

phermit parasite??? ive never fuckn heard of that. thats fake fucking news. i just love phermit? fuck that anti phermit rhetoric. FASCISTS. go kill yourself a fascist. i love phermit. im phermit trash no. 1. nothing compared to phermit. but also, destiel otp _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):. im a big fan of shassie. i think chiana shpuldve had sex with every woman they brought on screen in farscape. i think that mac and dennis shpuld gay yaoi sex . yhey just black out or roofie themselves so technically it never happened so theyre like always boning without even knowing it. i sonteven think thats THAT unrealistic of a plotline to happen in the show. weirder shit has happened without them blinking an eye…

[spltlvlhous]

fuck you *adds -cule to the end of your group of characters*