Lassiter is sleeping.

preston | 23 | they/them pseudopresser on ao3 ••• current obsession: psych (2006)

[bewitchedlassie]

another day, another lassie collage

[conglomerated-flock-of-birds]

[starfish-spencer]

Happy Mothers' Day to Lassie's lesbian moms and Lassie's lesbian moms only

[starfish-spencer]

It's Mothers' Day again, everyone look at them!!

Tell me Steve, WHERE was the episode about these two queens?

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@igottafindawaytostopitstopit just for you :D

[notsoprettylankydetective]

Timothy Omundson has 1 line in Mission Impossible 3

Psych x Mission Impossible crossover when?

[spoondrifts]

psych has me by the throat

[spltlvlhous]

it is. autism AWESOMENESS MONTH. btich. we all aware. "acceptance" bitch. accept that. autism. is. freaking. awesome. also happy birthday carlton lassiter :]

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some psych cooking headcanons:

we already know henry is a good cook. that's canon. he probably got better at it after shawn moved out, though, with all the free time he had

vick, yes, but with how busy her job is, I really want to say her husband (who we never see) does a lot of the cooking

gus can hold his own in the kitchen very well. he lived a terrifically boring "normal" life alone for a while. he likes cooking too, since he loves food so much. of course he learned to cook for himself, and if you think mr. and mrs. guster would let him move out (after college) without knowing how, I believe you're sorely mistaken

shawn can cook normal meals, but he chooses not to. instead, he will emerge from the kitchen with the most cursed concoction you've ever seen. it's fun sometimes. only sometimes

juliet is on par with gus and vick. she can cook, especially for herself, but she doesn't particularly enjoy it. I think she and shawn cook together when they move in together, since she keeps the food normal and he makes it fun

as much as I picture lassie with the human equivalent of judy hopps' sad little carrot for one microwave meals, he can probably cook, but not very well. victoria probably did a lot of the cooking in their house, but he improved at it before he met marlowe

buzz has a handful of (fairly simple) recipes he can make well, but he's so happy to cook for himself and his wife. they split the load, and he proudly takes the task from her when he has the time

woody...just...keep him OUT of the kitchen

[welleducatedinfant]

I like lassiter because he gets drunk and immediately becomes addicted to snitching on himself

[peachdoxie]

Shawn and Gus from Psych were so good. Mildly codependent bffs who planned to get married to other people while also planning to live in houses right next to each other so they could remain bffs. No one was doing it like them.

[ap-philophobia]

Hello you! Are you a fan of the 2006 TV show, Psych? Want to emplore yourself in a boozy island getaway, lei's around your neck and Piña Colada in hand, sailed by a one-shot fic filled with chaotic bisexual shenanigans and angry gay pinning? Well, I have just posted the read for you!

Click here!

I had such a fun time making this and hope you enjoy reading :) I am late to the train, so this is my first A03 post! I had an absolute delight learning about tags and formatting from my dear "beta reader"/roommate.

Please feel free to drop a kudos or comment; I'd love to hear your thoughts! Mango Margs on me ;)

[platonicsource]

platonic shuffle ➛ fun & games psych (2006—2014) | s01e11

[bewitchedlassie]

uploaded chapter 2 of my shassie sickfic to ao3 yesterday! and chap 3 is in the works hehehe pls go read and lmk what you think!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81755841/chapters/215052031

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I think would it be funny if shawn and gus's baby (in that one au; they're platonic coparents)'s first word is "body" because once gus's paternity leave ends shawn just takes the baby with him on cases in one of those baby carriers that straps to his chest, like peter b parker, but just for the parts in the station and initially checking out the crime scenes. anything else, he has henry babysit or something. but his first word is "body", second is "dada".

[bewitchedlassie]

[marlenacantswim]

hey.

dogboy lassie keychain.

[ap-philophobia]

I need to write a little fic or comic of Shawn drunk texting Lassie... let him get tipsy off to many piña colada's and giggle to himself in the back of the bar texting "omggggg lass how r u ?????? <3 xoxo"

[bewitchedlassie]

autistic shawn hcs

full body wiggles to get the big stim energy out

BIG vestibular stimulation guy

lots of body movement and also going fast on motorcycle yay

hyper/hypo sensitivity to sensory input depending on the day

doesn’t really mask much, though henry wishes he would sometimes

had lots of “behavior issues” in school

also had a lot of trouble making friends

except for gus (no one really knows how they became friends, shawn just brought him home from school one day and the rest is history)

has a really hard time keeping a job

work is just so many variables and demands and interactions and ugh

soft shirts ONLY. nary a stiff dress shirt to be found in his closet

bad interoception. he never knows when he’s hungry or has to pee and it has led to disaster many a time

requires a lot of prompting with hygiene tasks, there’s too many individual steps

limitless swag

fat ass