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You both like Sherstrade, and johnlock.
Stranger: On a scale of 1 to 10, with ten being the most vital thing, how important do you think fidelity is in a relationship? -SH
You: I think it's a 9. -GL
Stranger: Oh. That's... Rather high. -SH
You: I'd like to think that if someone choose to stay with me, that it won't go fuck around. -GL
You: Unless it was told in advance it would be an open relationship. -GL
In that case, I can make an exception. -GL
Stranger: Are we in an open relationship? -SH
Stranger: Right then. -SH
You: What happened Sherlock? -GL
Stranger: [delay] There may have been a touch of accidental infidelity on my part. -SH
You: Define accidental infidelity, please. -GL
Stranger: I didn't intend for it to happen? -SH
You: |WHAT| happened. -GL
Stranger: Kissing. Touching. Oral sex. -SH
Stranger: Does it matter? -SH
You: And it was accidental? -GL
You: Sherlock, is that your twisted way to tell me you want a threesome? _GL
Stranger: Unless you'd like that. -SH
Stranger: I mean, I wouldn't be opposed.... -SH
Stranger: Not if you don't want to! -SH
You: I must be crazy. -GL
Stranger: Do you want to? -SH
You: I mostly want you happy, Sherlock. -GL
Stranger: Really? You'd want to? -SH
You: Are we talking about having him around every once in a while or else? _GL
like a stable thing? GL
Stranger: Whatever you're most comfortable with. I have my ideals, but I want you to be comfortable. -SH
Stranger: Ideally... We would all three live together. Have one big bed. Sleep together every night. Polyamourous relationship. -SH
You: Hmm. I like that. -Gl
You: Even if we both kow that to make you sleep every night we would have to chain you to the bed. -GL
Stranger: Well, yes. I love both of you, and I know John finds you attractive. -SH
You: Woah, woah woah. Love? GL
You: You never mentioned that. -GL
Stranger: I just did. -SH
You: But I'm still okay with that. -GL
You: SO I can finally say I love you too? -GL
Stranger: I hope you and John fall in love. -SH
You: I have to start looking for a new bed, don't I ?GL
You: Wait, where would all of us fit? GL
I mean, my flat is tiny, and you know it. -GL
Stranger: I was thinking we could design a new flat. New furniture. An office for you, a nice kitchen for John, a lab for me. And an enourmous bed. -SH
You: Or stay in 221B, becauae you and John love it, and I'll rent out 221C so we can have all of that? GL
You: I can't see you living anywhere else, sunshine. -GL
Stranger: I suppose we could fit a big bed in my bedroom... -SH
You: If we get rid of your socks. -GL
Stranger: Nope. Socks are staying. -SH
You: Does John know about that? -GL
Stranger: Not really, no. -SH
You: Tell him first then. -GL
Stranger: It's not like my socks will influence whether or not he wants to be with us. -SH
You: TEll him about your idilliac little project, Sherlock. -GL
Stranger: FINE you are so obsessive. -SH
Stranger has disconnected.