Apr 24, 2025
It's so horrifying seeing people glorifying the odyssey. Homer slandered me so hard and y'all just went along with it. He blinded me you know. And I didn't do anything to deserve it.
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It's so horrifying seeing people glorifying the odyssey. Homer slandered me so hard and y'all just went along with it. He blinded me you know. And I didn't do anything to deserve it.
Apparently you guys can thank me for this entire trend?!
My Dad just gifted me a new flock of sheep! He's such a cool guy. Still mad that he didn't just kill that Odysseus guy tho.
Y'all remember to make sacrifices to the sea!
Thinking about him...
I was speaking to a witch and she was all like. "You just need to open your third eye! To see the truth of the universe". And I was like. Woman, I don't even have a second eye.
Happy hubris month to all mythical and epic heroes. Celebrating all of your downfalls! (Especially nobody).
I wanna get married so I can answer my spouse's questions with "I have no eye, dear"
Honestly I think there should be more accessibility for blind people on the island of the Cyclopes. I wasn't aware of this issue before, but now I am blind I realise it is very difficult to make my away across the island with how overgrown and inaccessible it is.