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@polyphemusthecylcops
Intro post:
Honestly this blog probably won't be used much but I thought it would be funny. I don't think there is a Polyphemus Gimmick blog but if there is I apologise please make me aware so I can delete myself.
My main blog is @ryoastra
I am really bad at not accidentally reposting stuff here instead of to my main blog so apologies for that.
Blog owner pronouns: Any go wild
Xenia be damned, my boy can make a cheese
Out here 7AM GMT posting for my nobody girlies <3
@polyphemusthecylcops this about that guy you searching for?
Odysseus deserves none of your posts! He is a criminal and I will feed him to my sheep! When I find him... which is hard since I can't see because he STABBED MY EYE OUT WITH A TOOTHPICK.
“i think he would have wanted me to have this” - me, discovering milk, cheese, and lambs within the cave of a cyclops on the coast of sicily
I know you have a bit of trauma about people in your cave, so I just wanted to tell you, Nobody's in your cave with you!
YOU FUCKING WHAT!?
I'M GONNA GET THAT LITTLE BITCH-
It's so horrifying seeing people glorifying the odyssey. Homer slandered me so hard and y'all just went along with it. He blinded me you know. And I didn't do anything to deserve it.
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Did my father send you?
He always sends his pets instead of visiting
Does the gimmickverse have any egg salad opinions?
Egg salad is bad
Excellent opinion. Anyone else?
Terrible
Ah, you feel very strongly about this. Next?
Never had it.
Though how can you make eggs into salad?
With mayonnaise, I think. Next opinion?
Absolutely fucking horrible.
Weighing in on multiple timelines, I see. Your distaste runs deep. Next?
It should burn.
Actually, I’ll do it myself!
I agree with my counterpart(?) here
Not a single person here has said they like egg salad. Very interesting. Next?
uhhhh idk if i count but i’ve never tried it
sounds pretty yummy though :D
A single person has said they might like egg salad. Very interesting. Next?
Honestly really mid. Potato salad and deviled eggs are better.
The single strongest opinion yet, and it's in favor of egg salad. The plot thickens! Next opinion, please?
I mean. I've never tried it, but I love eggs if that counts?
Probably does count. Next?
Egg salad taste , texture ane smell makes me sick, I hate it!
Scramble , fried , and many more ways are a lot more nicer uses for eggs!
Yes, like throwing them at people. Next?
Depends on how well seasoned it is. Potato salad is better tho
Fair enough. Next?
Never had one, but I'm not a fan of the smell
Completely understandable. Next?
I FUCKING LOVE EGG SALAD I MAKE IT INTO SANDWICHES I ADD PAPRIKA, CELERY, OLIVES, AND A FUCK TON OF OTHER STUFF INTO IT
I CRAVE IT RAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH
i wonder if santi feels the same way as i do
Very big egg salad fan, I see. Next?
yummy on bagel. i consistently have egg salad on bagel every Tuesday at 11:30
That consistency and dedication is impressive. Next?
yuck. I prefer funeral potatoes (cheese and potato)
i personally don't like eggs that well, but my mom apparently makes pretty good egg salad
...which I'm sure I'd like if I liked eggs
Or mustard
Or mayo
She also iirc adds olives, celery, and several seasonings...
Anyways, the creamy texture of 'salads' like that throws me off...like, I tried chicken salad last year at a party out of desperation...and I didn't rlly like it- my friend loved it tho and offered to finish my sandwich for me <3 true friendship...
Oh look the egg salad post is back. Georgia you've got some good opinions there.
flies by and flashes a red colour meaning no
Not rly a gimmick blog (sorta an ex-gimmick blog really) but I've only had egg salad like once and from my experience it tastes just like deviled eggs and I love deviled eggs so I'm in favor of egg salad
Intriguing. Never had deviled eggs myself. I may have to.
Next up?
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I have never had egg salad! Sheep don't lay eggs. However if you ever come by my cave with some, I'll happily trade you some cheese for it! Xenia egg salad!
It's so horrifying seeing people glorifying the odyssey. Homer slandered me so hard and y'all just went along with it. He blinded me you know. And I didn't do anything to deserve it.
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Did my father send you?
how many officalverse people are there now?
current count is 110+, I have a list
Do you got me?
or me?
You might not have heard me from my cave
Sketched Polyphemus again
I will put this on the wall in my cave!
Gimmick Blogs raise your hands
Cave party??
what kind of cheeses do you recommend next time I'm feeling fancy at the grocery store
Thanks for asking! I don't know much about fancy (or grocery stores), but I'm partial to a sheep's cheese of course! A simple cottage cheese works wonders, but if you're looking for something more solid then you can suspend it in some cheesecloth for a harder cheese. I'm sure you can find similar cheeses at these shops, although homemade is always best in my opinon (just as long as a wandering vagabond liar doesn't come into your cave and steal it from you)!
oh polyphemus i love you
what kind of cheeses do you recommend next time I'm feeling fancy at the grocery store
Thanks for asking! I don't know much about fancy (or grocery stores), but I'm partial to a sheep's cheese of course! A simple cottage cheese works wonders, but if you're looking for something more solid then you can suspend it in some cheesecloth for a harder cheese. I'm sure you can find similar cheeses at these shops, although homemade is always best in my opinon (just as long as a wandering vagabond liar doesn't come into your cave and steal it from you)!
If you were a key on a keyboard, what would you be?
(I think @satan-offical would be the caps lock key)
The "i"
Thinking about him...
CREATURE????
just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature
I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world
Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.
hero’s journey
and this man? Odysseus
he also ate some kind of stick
Honestly I find it so rude that he didn't even remember my name after he we so cocky with his :(
POLYPHEMUS?????
Well at least somebody remembers my name!
Happy hubris month to all mythical and epic heroes. Celebrating all of your downfalls! (Especially nobody).
