#polytrickstar

[seishun-emergency]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Words: 3260 Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Akehoshi Subaru/Hidaka Hokuto/Isara Mao/Yuuki Makoto Characters: Hidaka Hokuto, Akehoshi Subaru, Isara Mao, Yuuki Makoto (Ensemble Stars!), Hidaka Seiya, Hidaka Hokuto's Mother Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff, Meeting the Parents, don't take this fic seriously it's a stupid birthday fic for myself, hokuto has three boyfriends and they're all menaces, he loses at least five years off his life during this fic, Cuddling & Snuggling, !! Era (Ensemble Stars!) Series: Part 1 of this infinite miracle Summary:

“Dad, I’m gay.”

Hidaka Seiya blinks. He blinks again. His son is still standing in front of him, beet-red and unable to meet his gaze. “Okay? You’ve told me this already, Hocchan.”

Hokuto splutters, and the blush already covering his cheeks spreads to his neck and the tips of his ears. “W-well, I was seven! I didn’t think you remembered! Or took me seriously!”

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Hokuto comes out to his parents and invites his boyfriends over to meet them. It goes about as well as you would think.

[tatsumi-harem-chronicles]

when ritsu marries into polytrickstar/the mao harem that means arashi gets to be an aunt and izuleo becomes uncles (tsukasa is treated like an honorary nephew for he is baby)

uncle leo is best friends (boyfriends?) with mama and mama has that thing with kanata so can we drag the ryuseitai family into this too

tetora, who was just complaining abt the complicated everything of the tatsumi harem:

hiiro: ---and that's why we're actually cousins now

rei: wow am i glad we arent a part of that clusterfuck 

kaoru (nervously laughing): hhaha yeah ahaha 

kaoru, over the phone: kanata, souma, we have to call off the engagement

souma: oh no we're not i didn't organize the flower arrangements for weeks for you to call it off now

kaoru: NOOO PLEASE 

kanata: do not worry, kaoru ☆ i have already “Discussed” inviting undead to our “Wedding” ☆ 

kaoru: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

keito after finding out through souma about the marine bio club’s triple marriage: fuck it, i’m not going down without dragging eichi with me (proceeds to spite-marry him)

wataru is tagging along after eloping with eichi, bringing his forcefully adopted sons tori and tomoya

however tomoya was also adopted by nazuna, who also adopted hajime and mitsuru, therefore making ra*bits also part of the extended family

mika and arashi got platonic married so now valkyrie is also part of this mess

mika and shu are THE definitive lesbian aunts who bring expensive gifts every christmas

[chocororos]

polytrickstar enthusiasts rise

[aoi-pierce]

Gay Polyamouros catboys

[seishun-emergency]

Polyeden and polytrickstar together forming the ultimate polycule has the same energy as mixing a very strong acid with a very strong base. It would make a lot of heat, certainly even cause an explosion, but it ultimately settles down into something healthy -🐟

MERMAID ANON UR SO RIGHT LMAO i think makojun being besties would help with this tbh. and yeah they might not immediately balance out their equivalents but i think they’d get there eventually. subaru would be trying to friendly fight hiyori and ibara at every turn but nagisa and mao would hold them back. i think mao and jun would have fun bonding over manga and nagisa and hokuto are both in dramatica right? book clubs but its the classic lit/theatre nerds in one corner and the manga enjoyers in the other . hokuto’s reciting a shakespeare sonnet in the original english mao is asking what jun thinks of chainsaw man they are NOT the same (but they ARE in love <3) i think subaru and hiyori could bond over flustering the less openly affectionate members of the polycule tbh. hokuto and ibara are in for a treat

[tatsumi-harem-chronicles]

thinking about trickstar, the way subaru would 100% know the other three’s beef but wouldn't say anything to be nice

subaru: i thought it was obvious hokuto had daddy issues 

makoto: HUH 

mao: WHAT 

hokuto: YOU CANT JUST. SAY THAT 

subaru: you cant get help unless you admit you need it

makoto: your ability to pin down people’s issues is uncanny but im interested. whats my problem 

subaru: youre so severely traumatized by your childhood experiences, you struggle to connect with others and you feel your effort now is inadequate compared to the success you had in childhood. youre just like shinji ikari 

makoto: ok you can.. stop talking now..

subaru: (looks at mao)

mao: i already- 

subaru: youre closeted 

mao: ………I KNOW

subaru: you should answer ritsu's messages

mao: HHOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE 

subaru: oh so ritsu IS messaging you 

mao: FFUGUCBLG

a tricky boy we got on our hands here fellas; a tricky, tricky boy. dare i say it…. he may even be a.. trick star ☆ 

[tatsumi-harem-chronicles]

subaru: sally i forgive you for spending half our $L on leon and daikichi’s dog toys but i cant forgive the 10$L you spent on buying ritsu food i tell you time and again he doesnt deserve any 

mao: this is just. homophobia 

subaru: i am literally one of your numerous boyfriends

makoto: like if youre going to go on a date with ritsu, you can at least shoot the rest of us a message so we dont accidentally walk in on you kissing. you know hidaka gets jealous 

hokuto: i get rageful. homicidal even. i might tear that bitch up like trader joe’s cornbread