“Is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to – OH FUCK ITS A KNIFE!”
Shitty pickup lines were just the beginning of things he detested on the long, long list of hated stuff. Which was why he appeared to be happy with the stranger’s discovery that yes, Lukas was indeed carrying a knife. How the fuck else was he supposed to defend himself on the bat-shit crazy streets of America?
“Yes. Congratulations. Your eyes work.”












