#pompous git

[currently-dying-of-boredom]

I fucking love Viggo Grimborn

Pompous asshole decided he was going to play some short of pretentious medieval chess with a teenager instead of, like, declaring War or smth?? Dramatic much?

[heeytwelve]

Unlove me, I dare you

Carry On Countdown, Day 18, Side ships - Malmage.

MalMage aesthetic collage, Watford, Malcolm perspective.

[rerumtechnologies]

draco malfoy is a disney princess pass it on

[shepaintedfireacrosstheshhhhhhky]

'PARKLIFE!' emerges as the internet's favourite way to mock Russell Brand

Russell Brand's tendency towards verbosity has led his detractors to find a succinct way to palm off his talk of revolution: just stick the chorus of Blur's Parklife on the end.

Ahahaha. 

[wedwellondreams]

Fucking Slytherin Shit

So in AP Bio my teacher asked for an example trait to explain Punnett Squares... Someone yelled "Magic!" 1.) I fangirled for like 5 min 2.) I had a discussion with my teacher about the hereditary process with magic and explained Pure-, Half-, Mudbloods and squibs to him ...BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY 3.) Someone tried to say Merlin was the first wizard ever I was quite aggravated and MAY have pointed out (in a slightly rude manner) that Pottermore clearly says Merlin is a Slytherin so he OBVIOUSLY couldn't be the first wizard if he went to a school started by other wizards ...and then sneered. Honest to god SNEERED. And in that moment I realized I read WAY too much fan fiction.