#pond queue

[expectiations]

River: don’t panic, I have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this Bill: don’t you mean tricks? the Doctor: no, she doesn’t River, taking dagger out of sleeve: no, i don’t

[expectiations]

River: there’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot River: the Doctor and the Master use that line as a jump rope River: sometimes I do that too

[expectiations]

Someone: *mentions River Song and the Doctor*

Me, vibrating with the effort it’s taking to not talk about something no average show watcher would even have heard of: oh yeah cool couple

[expectiations]

Bill: Doctor, where’d you get that bruise? the Doctor: *flashback to walking into a pole while looking at his picture of River* the Doctor: i'm in a gang, Bill

[expectiations]

River: last night my husband was drunk and they sent me this text

the Doctor: You're the hottest girlfriend I've ever had River: I'm your wife the Doctor: OMG THAT'S AWESOME

[expectiations]

River: honestly, you’re doing a lot better than i expected

the Doctor: it feels like all i managed to do is… not die

River: and believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill

[expectiations]

i still think about Missy's genuine "my condolences" after finding out the Doctor had (once again) parted ways with River

[expectiations]

River: you know, Rory gives Amy flowers every day. I wish you'd do that too the Doctor: okay

the next day

the Doctor: gives Amy flowers Amy: ?????? the Doctor: I don't know. I'm confused as well