#the master

[sodawizardo]

How about we all stop talking for a little while

[duocordaut]

things I WANT from doctor WHO: be WOKE as possible reduce BUDGET have good ass SOUNDTRACK create BAD SFX and most IMPORTANTLY feature THE MASTER

[natequarter]

we need more non white writers in doctor who because realistically if the master regenerated into what humans perceive as an indian british man his instinct would not be to join the nazis, it would be to troll the hell out of everyone. the master would be like "ugh. unit is always racially profiling me" and the doctor would be like "you literally tried to set london on fire" and the master would be like "wow, doctor, racist much? just assuming i'm a criminal because i'm a brown man?" and the doctor would be like "three hundred years ago you tried to blow up the taj mahal" and the master would be like "what can i say? it was in the way"

[fraukelebek]

Master’s thoughts when the Doctor flies:

[iamkaliomie]

The Master Falls

[dashcon-two]

A Big Fat SuperWhoLock Wedding

Hi all,

You’ve read the title. Remember this post?

Exactly.

Three couples got engaged in the DashCon 2 ball pit. Now it’s time to tie the knot.

That’s right—DashCon 2 attendees were merely their earthly form. When they grace the stage on Sunday, August 2nd, the spirit of DashCon 2 will take them over, and they will transmute into vessels of the Three Great Couples: Dean Winchester and Castiel, The Doctor and The Master, and Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Then, when the spirits of SuperWhoLock are among us, they shall complete the ritual, bringing peace to all DashCon 2 attendees through the power of Gay Matrimony.

All are welcome to bear witness to the union. Anticipate candy, dancing, and festivities. And cake, but… well. You know what they say about cake. It tends to lie.

[catsofginseng]

The Doctor: I am a man of science. What you call magic is merely that which science has yet to explain.

The Master: (summoning a demon in a nearby church basement)