#poni poni

[sketchanon]

Poni poni

[dearmastercyrus]

Dear Master Cyrus,

Today I had the pleasure of giving Mars and Jupiter a taste of my hooves.

Yes, hooves, for thanks to a...misplaced experiment by that mad scientist you hired (as opposed to the mad scientist that you are), we have become ponies.

For the first time in years, I found myself hating.

I have one last kick remaining before I again vow to abstain violence - I am saving it for Charon.

Your faithful student,

Saturn