Oct 30, 2024
Cook the ponzi
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Cook the ponzi
This is a rather silly, but in university I specialized in Chinese philosophy. And now I pronounce "Ponzi" the Chinese way in my head, because every Chinese philosopher is called "zi" on the end (e.g. Zhuangzi, Kongzi, Mozi). It means "Master" (e.g. Master Zhuang, Master Kong, Master Mo).
So, yeah. My brain is like: "Master Pon, the learned sage".
Venerable Grand Master Sage Pon子...
MEOW!
(very loudly)
When I read the tags of your most recent post where you said
"cant believe we have people suspecting ponzi to be some sort of fake"
I read "some sort of fake" as "soft cake" and honestly I would defenitly believe ponzi is soft cake. What flavor would ponzi be? Lmao
strawberry custard and cream...........................................................................
For Noel's cat's name I tjink it would be funny if he meant to name the cat "ponzu" as in "ponzu sauce" but misremembered how ponzu was spelt/pronounced, which is embarrassing and now he has to live with it forever. No one can know this, so he's just like "yeah I named my cat Ponzi as in Ponzi Scheme, totally on purpose, yeah." If anyone finds out the truth he's just gonna have to kill them lol
nonnie you're a genius. Ive thought about naming the cat something like "peaches" because Noel found him abandoned in a cardboard box for peaches (and also because he's pink). I've decided now that ponzi is in fact found in a cardboard box meant for ponzu sauce.
behold. the man of the hour, the master of sauce, the scammer of schemes. ponzi.