i refuse to be made fun of for 'favorite color: taupe' because when i told my sibling that they made me an earl grey tea cake for my birthday and said "look it's your favorite color!" :'-)
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i refuse to be made fun of for 'favorite color: taupe' because when i told my sibling that they made me an earl grey tea cake for my birthday and said "look it's your favorite color!" :'-)
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Eiyuden Chronicle: Marisa and Pooby.
What is thaat!? 😂
Another contender for 'funniest lie I've been told': after moving for school every time i visited my sibling they'd be like 'you forgot our secret handshake that I made up for us special after you left 🥺' and I'd say 'fuck I don't know what's wrong with me that I can't remember it I'm so sorry' (they were changing it every time.)
my brother told me their film professor asked them to watch casablanca, and they’re not going to because i told them it was bad. this is literally the only legacy i want
When we were kids my brother wore this cheap zombie costume we got from an outlet store for like four Halloweens in a row, and my mom got so fed up with it she flat-out told them to pick another costume.
Halloween number five rolls around and they’re in the zombie costume again but this time with a cowboy hat.
My brother sent me this one and I just-