#poole posting

[the-butler-poole]

He smirked.

Hah! Jekyll wishes he could keep secrets from me!

He took a step towards him. His smirk faltered as he crossed his arms.

And I'm an "asshole" because I've had less than enjoyable experiences with other Hydes. And so far you aren't seeming any less annoying. So unless you can prove that you won't be a nuisance, I'm not going to pretend to like you.

@your-average-hyde

I don't need your stupid pretending. But you know what you can do for me, actually?

He grinned, his front teeth prominent and goofy.

You can leave! This is my house!! And if you have a problem with me, I'll have you thrown out!! Myahahahaha!

If Jekyll was still here, he'd be disappointed.

[the-butler-poole]

I got like $15 for window repairs if you want it

Oh, no, young one...there's no need for that. That ruffian is going to get what's coming for him, and he'll pay in full. You go spend that on something for yourself, hm?

Jekyll gave you a warm smile, before coldly turning towards @staggeringprodigy.

You will pay for my windows, or I WILL report you to the police. Your choice.

[the-butler-poole]

There was a loud banging at the front door...

@your-average-hyde

He had a feeling he knew who it was.

Hrm...nobody bangs on a door unless they have ill intentions. And the only one I currently know with ill intent is...that other Hyde...

...he took his sweet time before opening the door.

Yes?

[the-butler-poole]

are you back

I managed to get rid of Mr. Revilo...he's very scary. Thank you for asking.

[the-butler-poole]

I have a potential theory, my fellow bloggers. I believe that Mr. Hyde is secretly a vampire. It makes perfect sense, with the sharp teeth, red eyes, pale complexion, and pointed ears! I could have sworn I saw him drinking blood once...or maybe it was just wine...

[the-butler-poole]

What a horrible day. I had a dream of Mr. Charleston trying to kill the doctor. Oh no.

[the-butler-poole]

Oh, hey! Another Poole! Go and fetch me some tea, would ya? I'm positively parched!

@your-average-hyde

...hmmm..ah, you must be one of the others! Well, Master Hyde, of course I can get you some tea...

Poole strutted into the kitchen, made some tea, and brought it back for you.

Here you are, sir. Would you like milk, sugar, or honey? Are you of similar taste to the Hyde I know?

[the-butler-poole]

I'm worried about Master Jekyll. Mr. Charleston has made it a point to accompany him and assist him more often. He tells us it's because he's "reformed for the better". I think he's plotting something. Henry is a very kind person and believes in multiple chances, but I think I need to warn him before it's too late...perhaps I'll do it tonight over tea.