Erm...so....if you happened to have taken one of your brothers to a pagan natural home and garden exhibit...
And it just so happened to be at a country house where they just so happened to have three fully echo friendly and natural pond pools in the grounds...
And said brother spotted them and "accidentally fell in while screaming 'make way froggies it's squid time!'"
How would you get said brother ( *cough* @gordonthesquid *cough*) out of the pool ponds and back on dry land?
And erm...how would you stop him from ordering the necessary to change your own pool into a pond?
Asking for a friend.









