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I am going to reblog this every time I drink milk or eat ice cream or pizza or anything with lactose in it

new year new me lactose intolerant counter

I love that faggoit

#bet fiends!#hahahyyayyyyyyyyayyyyy #gn #poolrambles

Something is lingering identity wise. Stay tuned

#I was telling Peter how I felt bear coded because he said that ikea bear reminded him of me #and it made me feel warm inside like I was born to be something to bring comfort and protection like a big stuffed animal or pillow #I ain’t a bear therian but just how they’re shown in media as large and soft is like a goal of mine #I want to be large and soft the way an ikea bear is #a gentle giant #something strong but tender #I’m already that now but there’s an itch I can’t scratch #something is lingering and it’s ruining my Sunday afternoon #I don’t have time for a new source and I don’t want to be ‘too much’ with my identity #poolrambles

In my short lifetime I have clogged 87 toilets

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I like it when dudes look like this

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I hate this green haired twink but I take two Benadryls and suddenly I’m feeling maternal instincts towards his fortnight skin like I just had a miscarriage and he’s a silicone baby doll

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That 80s TV show I like so much is good if you don’t watch the racist episode or the homophobic episode or the sexist episode. But other than that I think you’ll really like it

#I’m trying to get my friends into golden girls and family ties #poolrambles

Was about to take my first sip of my 15 dollar coffee and some faggot swung right through the coffee shop and the pure velocity from his speed swooshed it out of my hands

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