#poopeye

[popcornucopia]

Op turned off reblog but this is too funny

[worstofchefkoch]

Popeye, leg doch die Dose beiseite und fühl mal meine Prostata mit deinen Ankerunterarmen, die sind zwar ein bisschen sperrig, aber das macht ja den Reiz aus. Und, Popeye, spürst du was? Wie, da ist was drin? Ja, komm, trau dich, zieh deine Hand raus. Sehr richtig siehst du das, da ist ein süßer Kuchen mit Spinat für dich versteckt. Den hast du dir jetzt aber auch verdient, du Schlingel. Freust du dich so über den Kuchen, oder ist das bloß das Sahnesteif in deiner Hose? Wie, du freust dich gar nicht? Was meinst du? Das sieht aus, als habe ein größenwahnsinnger Jengaspieler versucht einen Turm aus abwechselnd Kotze und Sahne zu bauen? Ach, weißt du was Popeye, wenn du dich so anstellst, dann gebe ich diesen Kuchen einfach an Lukas von Worst of Chefkoch, der hat heute nämlich Geburtstag! In diesem Sinne, alles gute, Lukas! Küsschen, dein Jonathan. Guten Hunger (Franzi, wünsch auch du Lukas einen schönen Geburtstag)!

[chicanomcgyver]

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Dinner review. SPOILER ALERT!! It's not good. Maybe the rest of this review will see the light of day... #review #food #travel #dispatch #canoncity #colorado #worktravel #steakhouse #gross #dinner #poopeye (at K-Bob's Steakhouse)

[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

If life is getting you down, remember: one of Popeye’s nephews was named Poopeye. He was one of four boys who looked exactly like Popeye, but shorter. And one of them was named Poopeye.

Poopeye.

Have a nice day! See, it’s not so bad now, is it?

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

Watching a collection of old cartoons has reminded that Popeye the Sailor has a nephew named “Poopeye”

[buggledy]

[jerzeegriot]

Well, found out it ain't pink eye. Went to Urgent Care yesterday and got some drops. Had an appointment with the ophthalmologist this morning and he confirmed it's no pink eye nor contagious. They can't figure out what it is though. Still red an tearing with pain and blurry vision. Haven't even been able to drive the last 2 days nor go to work. Got some Ofloxacin and some Durezol drops to help. All they know is my eye is extremely inflamed but can't figure out how or why. Damn warehouse work I tell you. Going to cop some protective eye wear ASAP. Also make sure I fill out an accident report just to be on the safe side. Glad it's not #babypoopeye 😂😂😂 #poopeye #notpinkeye #inflamed #conjunctivitis #outofwork https://www.instagram.com/p/B0Y4tEoH6_qSbQ_PNu--CfyogY-UGjf7WShY0E0/?igshid=1uhcfvx7mumq0

[wigglesfangirl]

CATCH ME OUT FRONT OF MY BEST FRIENDS HOUSE @ 12AM VIOLENTLY PLEADING WITH THEM TO TELL ME WHO THE SPINACH MAN IS @jackdaddylonglegs