#poopmageddon

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excitableplasticrabbits Put one of those "something happened here" signs on the tank. Something like "Saltwater bin is not to be contaminated by bags of turds"

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DID I PUT A BIG OL “NOT A TRASH CAN!” SIGN ON IT LMAO

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I’m so fucking angry dude a customer threw a bag of actual shit in the saltwater bin at work and star trek beyond lost title of best makeup to suicide squad, civilization is crumbling around us

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@lilxmily: I had a dream... that I took a shit in front of the McDonald’s on Story #foot #poopmageddon #ShitDreams

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excitableplasticrabbits But it's always a bigger mystery when the sign is oddly specific, do u know what i mean?

YEAH LOL but it probably wouldn’t have been cool with my bosses if I wrote “don’t throw poop in here” (though it’s ten times funnier I agree)

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excitableplasticrabbits What's a saltwater bin?

Big ol red bin that holds like 40 gallons of salt water- we keep it on hand to add to the saltwater aquarium systems when they need to be refilled which is usually like twice daily. You’d be surprised how much gets lost to evaporation!

But we had to drain the entire thing cuz the bag of literal poop had been in there for god knows how long and the water smelled like shit.

I had to siphon 40 fucken gallons of poop tea today on one of the busiest days I’ve ever had in aquatics.  Not my finest moment at work.