#poor abba

[thejojosanctuary]

aaaaa if these are still open can i request hcs of abbacchio being dragged round shopping by his partner pls?

Poor Abbacchio, getting dragged around shopping by S/O 

Well we’ve all been there at some point ^^ Enjoy~

Ghost

·        You know those forgotten souls sitting in thechairs at stores waiting for their partners to finish trying things on? That’sgoing to be Abbacchio

·        The poor Goth’s going to be slumped in a seat insome long deserted corner of the store, watching his S/O as they scurry around topick out things that catch their fancy with soulless eyes

·        At first it would have been cute (if not alittle annoying) but the rinse and repeat process is going to kill him; hemight even start talking to others close by that are in the same predicamentand maybe make a few friends – which is going to be an amazing feat given thatthis is Abbacchio we’re talking about

·        Eventually he’s going to have to go find themwhen enough is enough, taking them by the hand and dragging them out ofwhatever store they’re in just to be rid of the place

·        When they go shopping Abba doesn’t care too muchfor where they go as long as they get the necessities: food, drink, clothes andthe like being some of these things

·        However, if there is a shop that does take hisinterest the only acknowledgment S/O’s getting is “Over there” and then he’s gone, leaving them to follow behind orrisk losing him

·        If he spots a shop which sells oddly colouredlipsticks then prepare for S/O to be put through the same thing he went throughearlier, simply left watching the normally grumpy Passione member picking outthe best shades that either match or have yet to be added to his already vastcollection

·        He’s going to give them a taste of their ownmedicine even after he’s looped around the entirestore three times, seeing S/O slump lower and lower in their chair each time hepasses them until he finally gave up and relented (after three more loops roundthe shop or course)

·        Abbacchio wouldn’t mind clothes shopping as muchgiven his unusual but cool sense of fashion, but would like it if his partnerlet him pick out a few outfits for them since he would like seeing them wearingsomething similar to his clothing

·        As their shopping spree comes to and end he’smost likely going to be dragging them away from the few stores that are openfor just a ‘few more minutes’,ushering them back over to the car before he loses sight of them again

[provenance]

Top 5 biggest gripes with Bronson Alcott.

*cracks knuckles*

1. He was a burden on his daughter Louisa his entire life, so much so that he DIED TWO DAYS BEFORE HER. So she only had two days of not having to deal with her cumbersome father before she died as well.

As he was bedridden at the end of his life, Alcott's daughter Louisa May came to visit him at Louisburg on March 1, 1888. He said to her, "I am going up. Come with me." She responded, "I wish I could."He died three days later on March 4; Louisa May died only two days after her father.

2. He made his family live on a commune but didn't bother to help tend the farm to feed his family and his family nearly starved and froze to death. His suffering wife finally packed up the kids and left and he returned home like, two weeks later.

Short description of the life at the commune:

“they agreed to follow a strict vegetarian diet and to till the land without the use of animal labor. After some difficulty, they relented and allowed some cattle to be "enslaved".They also banned coffee, tea, alcoholic drinks, milk, and warm bathwater.They only ate "aspiring vegetables" — those which grew upward — and refused those that grew downward like potatoes.”

3. He was basically free-loading off people who were smarter than him his entire life be it- Emerson, Thoreau, Margaret Fuller, his WIFE, his DAUGHTER et al.

4.  Abby May (his wife) wrote in her journal on January 17, 1843, "A day of some excitement, as Mr. Alcott refused to pay his town tax ... After waiting some time to be committed [to jail], he was told it was paid by a friend. Thus we were spared the affliction of his absence and the triumph of suffering for his principles.”

5. His writing is incoherent.

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One time when he was a kid- he looked directly at the sun and then tripped on a rock and fell.

He blamed the rock.

ughhhh BRONSON

Thanks for enduring this @sheisraging