"Oh hi, Steve!" says a young girl who seems very nice, Steve is sure he has seen her in the building, but they have never spoken.
"Hello?" Steve utters in confusion.
"This is Alice, your downstairs neighbor"
"Oh, nice to meet you"
Alice smiles sweetly.
"I don't mean to be obnoxious, I say this with sincere kindness, but would you consider turning down the noise in your apartment a little? Please, " Alice said with a slight blush and a chagrined expression on her face.
"Oh yeah, sorry, my roomie loves loud music, but he is a good boy I swear" said Steve with a smile.
"Oh, I wasn't talking about your roomie. I was talking about you and your girlfriend, I can hear you from my apartment, and I don't think the old people on the second floor would be too happy"
"Oh," Steve is experiencing different colours on his face. He didn't know he could experience embarrassment in so many ways.
Because the girlfriend Alice assumes is actually Robin. Ewwww.
And my god, everyone hears when he's having sex with Eddie.
He can't coordinate his brain to respond to Alice.
OH MY GOD! That's why Alice knows his name because he's pretty sure he's never told her his name before.
"Don't worry, Steve," Alice says softly. "There's nothing wrong with it, just keep making your girlfriend happy in silence"
Steve smiles apologetically, Alice waves goodbye.
"If I didn't know what your roomie looked like, I'd think it was him" Alice says jokingly "but obviously it's not him because he's an super badass metalhead, he couldn't sound that incredibly cute, right?"
Steve smiles and runs to his apartment, where he tells Eddie, who laughs out loud until he has to hold his stomach. Steve loves him.
"Eddie! The whole building knows we're having sex."
"Steve, you've had that reputation since you were 15."
True.
"What can I say? My man takes good care of me." Eddie says proudly.
Steve kisses him. He is so in love.
"You have to be quiet next time"
"Yeah? Make me be quiet."
