Apr 14, 2024
He wasn't quite successful at charming...
...women.
but big men were delighted with him.
seen from Italy
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He wasn't quite successful at charming...
...women.
but big men were delighted with him.
"So Ashlyn is dead in the AU?"
Yeah
*taps mic*
*says with a shaky voice*
Yeah...
Should've wrote a fic for Ash Williams's birthday, but didn't even think about it lol
I love the new hosts, I do- but they say chat so much at this point I'm going to start accidentally saying it too
Oh no, I say it too. Does that make me cringe? Does that make me even more cringe than I already am?!
Team Theorist: We must look to the youth for guidence in this new MatPat-less era
The Youth:
Three of Swords
Happy Halloween! I hope everyone has a spooktacular day. What are you doing today? I’m throwing a party and dressing up as Uta from Tokyo Ghoul (with blue highlights and a few more piercings). Now if I can only find my ghoul contacts.
It was one of those rare days when Ash had decided to drop Eiji to his university.
Eiji held him tightly from behind as Ash drove Sing's motorcycle to his university. Ash was glad with the arrangement in which they were required to sit for he didn't want Eiji to see his raging blush at being held so close.
When Eiji got off the bike, he kissed Ash...not normally. It was the kind if passionate kiss that would be reserved for their private time. That's when he felt a capsule on his tongue. His eyes immediately shot open.
Eiji didn't say a single word after that. He walked straight into his class.
Ash was frozen in his place. Was Eiji not safe?
He'd told Eiji to not live with him; how could he ever be safe with him?
His heart was beating at the speed of light. Should he be calling for backup? Should he follow Eiji right back to the university to check on him? What should he do?
He drove to a secluded spot where he would be sure that he wasn't being followed. Hiding himself in the shadows of an alley, he pulled out the capsule.
It read:
Sorry, just wanted to try it out for myself. I'm very safe. As a consolation, I have kept avocado and shrimp salad in the fridge. Love you ❤
Ash blinked and read it again. "ARE YOU FUCKING-"
Eiji’s a monster🎃👻