#poor bf

[eajin-inor]

Couple trope

where A just wants physical affection while B doesn't give it... in public. In private? B is the most physically needy partner to exist in the entire multiverse hahaha good luck to A's ribs.

[blushlynx]

I talk a lot in my sleep

[pajamafish]

"It is the sexiest country I've ever been to, and I've been to Brazil! "

- Me, on Hungary

[bitchy-peachy]

Pffffft I shouldn't be laughing my ass off but I can't help it. 😂😂😂 My bf just told me he was attempting to parallel park outside his work since all parking spaces were taken. HAHAHAHAHAHA. He said he nearly crashed into both cars and he couldn't see shit and all he could feel was the front and back of his car getting small bumps bouncing him a bit and I'm like, "Did you check if the other cars were damaged?" He said,"No. I pretended nothing happened and walked away." 😨😨😨 Seriously, I love this guy but he's TERRIBLE IN PARKING. He always tells me his glasses are for "reading only" but I think he really needs some to drive. Just last month, he was trying to get into my garage and I told him my side of his car was too close to the wall. All he said was, "Don't worry. I won't touch it." CRACK! The side mirror on the car bended inwards because I was right 😂😂😂😂😂. All he does for parking is this squint eye routine 😑 while peeking over the wheel since he likes to push his seat back more than necessary. He still refuses to get his eyes checked for this. I told him about it and he only went like,"I'm a doctor, I don't need more glasses. 😑" Lmao. Yes you do. Just because you can solve a Rubiks cube under two minutes and generalized in medicine doesn't mean you're an expert in parking. 😀 The only way I can get through to him is with teasing because he can go more super nerd than me if I nag him about it. He's just too cute when he's like that and I let him get away with anything, jfc I'm whipped.

[wrestlingfanatic]

Me : What should I do tonight... Draw... Write my fanfiction... Read a fanfiction... Do a comic strip... Watch Raw...

Boyfriend : spend time with me...

[smithereenss]

I suddenly remember raven cycle

[americanblondie]

My sister texted her boyfriend this morning that she has a really good prank and it's going to be awesome. He is so scared. And the best part is that she has nothing planned. She just wanted to scare him

[seldomseenghost]

my phone is full and I looked through my pictures to delete some and I realized it's 80% meme's and I can't delete them WHAT IF IT WILL BE A PERFECT REACTION SOME DAY?!?!